January 31, 2006
Bush Scraps Address for Oprah
Tonight Bush scraps State of Union Address to appear on Oprah. Fresh from a public shaming of author James Frey for his memoir of lies, Oprah agreed to interview President George W. Bush about his feelings on the State of his Union.
Oprah is expected to Frey him where he sits, in a big comfortable beige chair/sofa thing on the Oprah set. If all goes as planned, Oprah will publicly shame the President for his lies about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, about the beneficiaries of his tax cuts, about the disasters of the recent year, and about his past alcoholism.
In front of a news media stunned by this development, White House Press Secretary Scott McLellan assured them that “the President is fully on board with this. He never liked big-government elitist stunts like Union addresses anyway. He’s a Texan. He’s the people. And Oprah knows the people. And he’s going to talk to the people through Oprah. Bush to Oprah to People. It’s gonna work.”
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