September 22, 2006


Ted

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4 Responses to “Ted”

  1. Cindy Scroggins on September 22nd, 2006 at 4:16 pm

    You know how Sheila says she attracts people seeking directions? I attract guys like Ted.

  2. Andrew Simone on September 22nd, 2006 at 4:53 pm

    I attract some nutters, but I got nothing on you Cindy if that is the case.

  3. Deron Bauman on September 22nd, 2006 at 9:43 pm

    I believe in Ted.

  4. Daryl Scroggins on September 23rd, 2006 at 11:42 am

    I can verify Cindy’s status as a shizophrenic magnet. She knows how they think and what they are feeling, which has scared me many times on her behalf. Like the time on a street in Seattle when she melted a screaming man with a smile. He was approaching people all along the way to scream “You don’t love me!” in their faces, but walked away, contemplative, when Cindy didn’t respond as expected. My wife is enlightened, you see. St. Francis had nothing on her when it comes to calming beasts, babies and madmen. And here’s another cool thing: God help you if you are a person in power mistreating any of the above. She can pinch a head off with a few words if there’s a strong need for it to be done. My Cindy, my Saint, my Vishnu the Preserver!