http://www.clusterflock.org/2006/09/ted.html a site about everything Mon, 13 Feb 2012 06:14:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.clusterflock.org/2006/09/ted.html/comment-page-1#comment-1155 Daryl Scroggins Sat, 23 Sep 2006 17:42:49 +0000 http://wp.patrickburleson.com/?p=1928#comment-1155 I can verify Cindy's status as a shizophrenic magnet. She knows how they think and what they are feeling, which has scared me many times on her behalf. Like the time on a street in Seattle when she melted a screaming man with a smile. He was approaching people all along the way to scream "You don't love me!" in their faces, but walked away, contemplative, when Cindy didn't respond as expected. My wife is enlightened, you see. St. Francis had nothing on her when it comes to calming beasts, babies and madmen. And here's another cool thing: God help you if you are a person in power mistreating any of the above. She can pinch a head off with a few words if there's a strong need for it to be done. My Cindy, my Saint, my Vishnu the Preserver! I can verify Cindy’s status as a shizophrenic magnet. She knows how they think and what they are feeling, which has scared me many times on her behalf. Like the time on a street in Seattle when she melted a screaming man with a smile. He was approaching people all along the way to scream “You don’t love me!” in their faces, but walked away, contemplative, when Cindy didn’t respond as expected. My wife is enlightened, you see. St. Francis had nothing on her when it comes to calming beasts, babies and madmen. And here’s another cool thing: God help you if you are a person in power mistreating any of the above. She can pinch a head off with a few words if there’s a strong need for it to be done. My Cindy, my Saint, my Vishnu the Preserver!

]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2006/09/ted.html/comment-page-1#comment-1154 Deron Bauman Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:43:33 +0000 http://wp.patrickburleson.com/?p=1928#comment-1154 I believe in Ted. I believe in Ted.

]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2006/09/ted.html/comment-page-1#comment-1153 Andrew Simone Fri, 22 Sep 2006 22:53:39 +0000 http://wp.patrickburleson.com/?p=1928#comment-1153 I attract some nutters, but I got nothing on you Cindy if that is the case. I attract some nutters, but I got nothing on you Cindy if that is the case.

]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2006/09/ted.html/comment-page-1#comment-1152 Cindy Scroggins Fri, 22 Sep 2006 22:16:43 +0000 http://wp.patrickburleson.com/?p=1928#comment-1152 You know how Sheila says she attracts people seeking directions? I attract guys like Ted. You know how Sheila says she attracts people seeking directions? I attract guys like Ted.

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