Malta? What the hell is that? Google is just making up names now? I, for one, will not stop writing online about snacks until USA is #1 again. Otherwise the terrorists win.
Back in the room I sat on the balcony and had a tin of tuna, a bottle of Gerber’s applesauce (!), a bottle of tomato juice, and some chips for supper. Then I took a brief swim in the Mediterranean.
I think Cooper has some explaining to do.
You read my mind.
Malta? What the hell is that? Google is just making up names now? I, for one, will not stop writing online about snacks until USA is #1 again. Otherwise the terrorists win.
Cooper must have them all converted to the Church of Snack…quick work!
On Cooper’s first evening (May 14) in Malta:
Back in the room I sat on the balcony and had a tin of tuna, a bottle of Gerber’s applesauce (!), a bottle of tomato juice, and some chips for supper. Then I took a brief swim in the Mediterranean.
(From Cooper Renner’s travel log)
It’s named Malta, for pete’s sake–what do you expect?? It used to be called Milkshakea, but people kept mispronouncing it.