June 30, 2007


Look What Cindy Brought Home from the Store

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12 Responses to “Look What Cindy Brought Home from the Store”

  1. Deron Bauman on June 30th, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    tasty?

  2. josh on June 30th, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    big package!

  3. Cindy Scroggins on June 30th, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    It’s a little salty.

  4. Deron Bauman on June 30th, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    authentic jamaican.

  5. Cindy Scroggins on June 30th, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    Hence the big package.

  6. Deron Bauman on June 30th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    there are so many things to notice, so I will just list them all.

    quality since 1922

    grace

    spicy

    net weight 50 g

  7. Michael Grant Smith on June 30th, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    I think I read something somewhere that cock soup has to have a minimum cock content of at least 85% or more in order to be labeled as such. Anything less and the manufacturer has to call it cock flavored soup.

    I guess a lot of people want to taste it, but they can’t handle the real thing.

  8. Rick Neece on June 30th, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    Perhaps it’s made of cock stock!

    There are some things I could (want to) say, for the sake of comedy, but I’ll demur.

    Danny makes stock of all kinds of things: beef bone, chicken bone, fish bone, vegetable “bone” (not cock bone, however, as far as I know) then freezes them for some future dinnerly occasion. Often on Saturday or Sunday mornings, he sets pots to boiling all day. In the course of it, the house smells scrumptious.

    ‘Course there’s a small draw-back. The next morning the kitchen’s piled up with every big pot in the kitchen to clean.

    Cleaning such is my milieu. Not that I mind at all, it’s my specialty. And I count it a small price to pay for such “deferred” deliciousness.

  9. John Buaas on June 30th, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    After noting the product’s origin, Elton John’s “Jamaican Jerk-Off” immediately sprang to mind.

  10. India on June 30th, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    We found this in a fancy supermarket on Martha’s Vineyard a few years ago. My mother and her friend and I giggled all the way to the checkout, where the cashier pointedly refused to crack a smile. The packet is still in Mom’s cupboard.

  11. Cindy Scroggins on July 1st, 2007 at 11:28 am

    I don’t think my grocer had a sense of humor about it, either. Otherwise, he would have priced it at 69 cents rather than 59.

    As to ingredients, it contains no cock at all, as Michael rightly guessed. But at the end of the ingredients list is the warning “May contain traces of fish.”

  12. Sheila Ryan on July 1st, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    That “cock-flavoured” appellation does open the floodgates to a whole torrent of possibilities.