Comments on: White House Wedding Bells: Jenna Bush to Marry Karl Rove

By: Michael Grant Smith

Michael Grant Smith — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 00:25:39 +0000

Your news reports, Michael, are like unto plastic tubs of Kaukauna cheese-food product.

I think Cheez Whiz would be a more accurate comparison, but thanks.

By: Sheila Ryan

Sheila Ryan — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 22:51:15 +0000

Achtung, Renner! The Mighty Wacom, bitte!

By: Daryl Scroggins

Daryl Scroggins — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 22:47:06 +0000

Somebody–let’s at least get some vampire teeth in there.

By: Sheila Ryan

Sheila Ryan — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:47:57 +0000

If Walt Kelly were still alive and active, I bet GWB would appear as a box turtle in Pogo.

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:29:15 +0000

I would be interested in seeing a realish report on the discovery that one of George W. Bush’s ancestors was a box turtle.

By: Sheila Ryan

Sheila Ryan — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:26:12 +0000

Your news reports, Michael, are like unto plastic tubs of Kaukauna cheese-food product.

Like windows on our world, to smoosh similes.

By: Michael Grant Smith

Michael Grant Smith — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:13:25 +0000

The news I report is more realish than even reality itself. I'm just trying to show those goddamned Red Chinese they can't push me around.

By: Sheila Ryan

Sheila Ryan — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 20:53:25 +0000

“White House Wedding Bells” calls to mind how back in the Middle Wayback my pal Al used to crack me up by snarling “white wedding” in the manner of Billy Idol.

By: John Buaas

John Buaas — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 19:34:16 +0000

Careful there, Michael--you almost got it right. You wouldn't want to sully your ever growing faux-news cred.

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:14:52 +0000

I can’t stop looking at that photo. I once watched a couple of box turtles mating, and they looked exactly like this shot of W and Jenna.