September 18, 2007


Alan Greenspan: An Admirable Public Figure

The public wants it. The media wants it. You want it. People just seem to enjoy pictures of naked celebrities. Especially pictures of famous athletes’ wives. Naked. Oh, yeah.

Recent reports have revealed the existence of provocative, scandalous photo images of newsmaking public icons. After a forty-five second Internet search, presented below the fold is an image of former Federal Reserve Chairman and soon-to-be best-selling author Alan Greenspan:


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Good night, America. And good luck.

posted by Michael Grant Smith in aesthetics, comedy, government, humans, humor, journalism, news, politics, pop culture, satire, society 

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10 Responses to “Alan Greenspan: An Admirable Public Figure”

  1. Michael Grant Smith on September 18th, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    Deron, your wish is my command.

    Thank you, Kathy!

  2. Deron Bauman on September 18th, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    not quite as hot as donkey sex, but it will do.

  3. Cindy Scroggins on September 18th, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    This is very disturbing. I’m disturbed by this. Kathy and Michael, you have disturbed me.

  4. Michael Grant Smith on September 18th, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    So, Cindy, do you like it or not?

  5. Cindy Scroggins on September 18th, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Oh, yeah, I think it’s great.

  6. Sheila Ryan on September 18th, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    I can’t speak for Cindy, but my response is that it’s okay, but it’s not Mike Topp.

  7. Michael Grant Smith on September 18th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    We are scouring the ‘Net for hot naked pictures of Mike Topp.

    We need more time.

  8. Kathy Smith on September 18th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Greenspan is one hot old dude. What’s that in his hand? Is that Rumsfeld’s spittoon?

  9. Daryl Scroggins on September 18th, 2007 at 3:20 pm

    What’s that old limerick? …took a bucket and tried to fuck it / in 1492.

  10. Deron Bauman on September 18th, 2007 at 4:37 pm

    Kathy, I think that’s where the WMD are hidden.