October 21, 2007
Fact File
In the privacy of his home Jesus wore slacks. He was the first god-man to do so.
The government uses most of your tax money to help foreign countries that want to change their names. “It’s very expensive, what with court costs and ordering all new stationery, so we like to help them out,” says one IRS official. “‘Myanmar’ cost us a bundle and everyone hates it. Let’s face it, people liked saying ‘Burma.’ Now no one even talks about the place.”
The English invented homosexuality in 1067. It was originally a strategy to fight inflation in the aftermath of the Battle of Hastings, but it became all the rage among guys who liked to suck dicks.
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Vatican officials padlocking the bathrooms in response to the depredations of Pope Pius VI (1637-1701).