November 16, 2007

Hypothetically

To whom would you forward your spam?

comments

  1. Daryl Scroggins on November 16th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    Republican Party headquarters. Or maybe James Dobson’s Focus on the Family.

  2. Deron Bauman on November 16th, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    I like it.

  3. Erin on November 16th, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    I think I’d probably forward it to anyone who has ever forwarded me pointless junk. And I’d send it twice to people who forward me things from forever ago, like that “Microsoft is going to give me five dollars per person if YOU forward this email to all your friends and enemies.”.

    Also, to all my enemies.

  4. Deron Bauman on November 16th, 2007 at 11:19 pm

    Sometimes I think about sending all mine to Aaron.

  5. Andrew Simone on November 17th, 2007 at 10:56 am

    Michael, since I here are the rumors are grossly exaggerated.

  6. Cindy Scroggins on November 17th, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    I have a friend who gave a dollar to the Republican Party about 20 years ago. Ever since, he’s been on countless mailing lists (paper mail, that is). When he gets a GOP mailing that includes a postage-paid envelope, he stuffs all of his junk mail into it and drops it in the mailbox.

  7. Aaron Winslow on November 17th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    I take every message I receive seriously and respond to each thoughtfully and with thanks.

    Dear Clarissa,

    Thank you for your charmingly titled message. I will take two of the cummslotz, but please none of the gyant wads of gizs. If it’s not too expensive, I’d like to upgrade the cummslotz to horney. Bill me at your convenience.

    Thanks,
    Aaron