January 22, 2008


Aaron Asks

hey what other expressions for pooping besides these do you know (and like):

taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
dropping the kids off at the pool
stocking the lake with brown trout
releasing the chocolate hostage
growing a tail
blowing a deuce

Anybody got any others?

posted by Deron Bauman in general 

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12 Responses to “Aaron Asks”

  1. Michael Grant Smith on January 22nd, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    making number two
    pinching a loaf
    cutting a log
    busting the dam
    floating a turd canoe
    parking the UPS truck
    launching a doogie
    docking the lunar lander
    sinking the Bismarck
    declaring a breakaway republic
    pounding the water bongo

  2. Andrew Simone on January 22nd, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    see a man about a horse (although, that could mean a number of things)

  3. Jordan Running on January 22nd, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    Taking the hobbits to Isengard. (My efforts to popularize this have thus far been fruitless.)

  4. thebrokedown on January 23rd, 2008 at 12:37 am

    Overcome the February blues

  5. Cindy Scroggins on January 23rd, 2008 at 9:02 am

    I tend to go for candy analogies:

    Making Hershey Squirts
    Dropping Baby Ruths
    Tootsie Rolling

  6. Aaron Winslow on January 23rd, 2008 at 9:56 am

    You people are disgusting.

  7. jb on January 23rd, 2008 at 10:26 am

    In the same vein as Jordan:

    Balrog’n it.

    AKA “I fought the Balrog and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.”

    My efforts to popularize this have also come to naught.

  8. Daryl Scroggins on January 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 am

    doing an Elvis

    busting a movement

    sock drawer deposit

  9. Daryl Scroggins on January 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 am

    P.S.

    making dark matter music

  10. Cindy Scroggins on January 23rd, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Yet again, it all comes back to Beavis & Butthead:

    Butthead: Check it out, it’s that Kaopectate.

    Beavis: Oh yeah, that stuff’s terrible. It’s, like, expensive, and tastes terrible, and it doesn’t work. It says it’s for diarrhea, and I drank a whole bottle, but I never got diarrhea.

    Butthead: Beavis?

    Beavis: Then a week later, this brick pooped out of my butt. It was all hard and black. I can show it to you if you want.

    Butthead: You still have it?

    Beavis: Sure. I keep it in my sock drawer.

  11. Derek on January 23rd, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    I always just say brown bear is scratching.

  12. Sean on January 23rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    giving birth to Charles Barkleys left arm

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