Comments on: Aaron Asks

By: Sean

Sean — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:21:31 +0000

giving birth to Charles Barkleys left arm

By: Derek

Derek — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:43:05 +0000

I always just say brown bear is scratching.

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:59:14 +0000

Yet again, it all comes back to Beavis & Butthead: Butthead: Check it out, it's that Kaopectate. Beavis: Oh yeah, that stuff's terrible. It's, like, expensive, and tastes terrible, and it doesn't work. It says it's for diarrhea, and I drank a whole bottle, but I never got diarrhea. Butthead: Beavis? Beavis: Then a week later, this brick pooped out of my butt. It was all hard and black. I can show it to you if you want. Butthead: You still have it? Beavis: Sure. I keep it in my sock drawer.

By: Daryl Scroggins

Daryl Scroggins — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:41:22 +0000

P.S.

making dark matter music

By: Daryl Scroggins

Daryl Scroggins — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:35:58 +0000

doing an Elvis

busting a movement

sock drawer deposit

By: jb

jb — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:26:30 +0000

In the same vein as Jordan:

Balrog’n it.

AKA “I fought the Balrog and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.”

My efforts to popularize this have also come to naught.

By: Aaron Winslow

Aaron Winslow — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:56:38 +0000

You people are disgusting.

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:02:06 +0000

I tend to go for candy analogies:

Making Hershey Squirts
Dropping Baby Ruths
Tootsie Rolling

By: thebrokedown

thebrokedown — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:37:23 +0000

Overcome the February blues

By: Jordan Running

Jordan Running — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:38:20 +0000

Taking the hobbits to Isengard. (My efforts to popularize this have thus far been fruitless.)