January 6, 2008


Benazir Bhutto killed by Pakistani secret laser weapon system

The conspiracy theorists have dug in further. Benazir Bhutto was attacked [by] Pakistani militia from various directions. But the one that guaranteed her assassination is the new arsenal that Pakistani ISI obtained for attacking Indian installations secretly from Europe. It is a laser based pin pointed weapon system that can pierce through the skull and the bones and cause death instantaneously.

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posted by Michael Grant Smith in crime, government, international, journalism, news, politics 

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6 Responses to “Benazir Bhutto killed by Pakistani secret laser weapon system”

  1. Cindy Scroggins on January 7th, 2008 at 9:10 am

    So, Michael, you decided to outsource to India after all?

  2. Michael Grant Smith on January 7th, 2008 at 10:41 am

    I can’t compete with that kind of quality, at that price.

  3. Sheila Ryan on January 7th, 2008 at 11:03 am

    One wonders . . . .

    Heading an editorial Why help arrived 30 minutes after Tiger attack on Indians in US? and noting within it that

    Interestingly the Zoo authorities have changed the spokes person repressing them.

    . . . well, it has something of that Michael Grant Smith feeling, yes?

  4. Michael Grant Smith on January 7th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Sheila, are you seriously suggesting a tiger was used to assassinate Benazir Bhutto?

    Yes…it all fits, doesn’t it?

  5. Sheila Ryan on January 7th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    Yes. Once all the gruesome evidence was hosed away and the corpses both of Bhutto and the tiger laid in their graves . . . well, need I say more?

    (Am I going to enter a world of pain on account of this?)

  6. Cindy Scroggins on January 7th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Mark it zero, Smokey.