I never light a match. We don’t keep them in proximity, probably should. At work we have some flavored sprays. One in particular smells like cinnamon rolls. Kind of gorks me a little. I’m kind of thinking the alternative couldn’t possibly be worse. At least it would be honest.
If we had matches in the euphemism, they’d have to be wood, yes? I’ll get some. We’ll have to find a way to artfully make them available, yes? How do you display yours?
What I’ve always wondered is this: do lighters work in place of matches as they burn off the methane, or is the match effective because of the sulphur?
absolutely
Which we appreciated.
Matt and I take it a step further, and use the match to light a scented candle.
I’ve been thinking about ordering some of this Poo-pourri stuff that you spray into the bowl before you commit your offense.
I never light a match. We don’t keep them in proximity, probably should. At work we have some flavored sprays. One in particular smells like cinnamon rolls. Kind of gorks me a little. I’m kind of thinking the alternative couldn’t possibly be worse. At least it would be honest.
I love the ritual of the match. It’s important to me to use wooden matches. I prefer the small, pocket-size strike-on-side boxes.
If we had matches in the euphemism, they’d have to be wood, yes? I’ll get some. We’ll have to find a way to artfully make them available, yes? How do you display yours?
to me, that’s part of the beauty. just the little red cardboard box on the back of the toilet.
What I’ve always wondered is this: do lighters work in place of matches as they burn off the methane, or is the match effective because of the sulphur?
there’s two schools of thought on that.
You’re supposed to light the match?
That makes a lot more sense than what I’ve been doing.
I use this but only at work because we all share a bathroom. At home we open a window.