February 4, 2008

Dear clusterflock

Do you light a match?

comments

  1. Andrew Simone on February 4th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    absolutely

  2. Erin on February 4th, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    Which we appreciated.

    Matt and I take it a step further, and use the match to light a scented candle.

  3. Amy Mabli on February 4th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    I’ve been thinking about ordering some of this Poo-pourri stuff that you spray into the bowl before you commit your offense.

  4. Rick Neece on February 4th, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    I never light a match. We don’t keep them in proximity, probably should. At work we have some flavored sprays. One in particular smells like cinnamon rolls. Kind of gorks me a little. I’m kind of thinking the alternative couldn’t possibly be worse. At least it would be honest.

  5. Deron Bauman on February 4th, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    I love the ritual of the match. It’s important to me to use wooden matches. I prefer the small, pocket-size strike-on-side boxes.

  6. Rick Neece on February 4th, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    If we had matches in the euphemism, they’d have to be wood, yes? I’ll get some. We’ll have to find a way to artfully make them available, yes? How do you display yours?

  7. Deron Bauman on February 4th, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    to me, that’s part of the beauty. just the little red cardboard box on the back of the toilet.

  8. Maddy on February 4th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    What I’ve always wondered is this: do lighters work in place of matches as they burn off the methane, or is the match effective because of the sulphur?

  9. Deron Bauman on February 4th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    there’s two schools of thought on that.

  10. Michael Grant Smith on February 4th, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    You’re supposed to light the match?

    That makes a lot more sense than what I’ve been doing.

  11. Jimmie Bell on February 4th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    I use this but only at work because we all share a bathroom. At home we open a window.

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