February 19, 2008

World Famous Combs

On a shelf in a little store in my part of the world sit two plastic tubs, each filled with plastic combs. Taped onto one of the tubs is a sign bearing the legend:

EDDIE’S COMBS | “World Famous Combs” | GUARANTEED | EXTRA STRENGTH | 69¢ | UNBREAKABLE

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  1. Deron Bauman on February 19th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    this reminds me of a story about the telluride blue grass festival many years ago in which a vendor sold clay marijuana pipes he pronounced ‘unbreakable’.

    in fact, if you could break it, it was yours.

    a friend at the time grabbed one, threw it as hard as he could against the pavement, and when it broke, proudly collected his prize: the broken clay marijuana pipe.

  2. Sheila Ryan on February 19th, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    There’s one born every minute.

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