March 16, 2008


Bigots For Christ: Attack the Homo, Protect the Speech

Oklahoma City, OK — These are heady days for the U.S. Constitution. In the never-aggravating U.S. House of Representatives (“The House That Suck Built”), serious consideration is being given to House Resolution 888, which calls for an entire week of Federally-approved Religious History recognition, like the fact that Daniel Boone kilt him a bar with a big-print edition of the Gideon Bible and the Alamo (see “Remember The”, Big Texas Mud Forts Where We Got Our Asses Kicked, Gore Vidal, 1967) was saved from filthy Mexican invaders when God smote them with a plague of flaming Japanese Dung Beetles. Also the Founding Fathers were all ordained Christian tongue-speaking evangelists that were “just kidding” about this being a secular nation. So that’s fun! And it’s nothing but good times for the Fifth, Eighth and 14th Amendments (or as Cheney calls them, “The Optionals”) as the Bush Administration celebrated its freewheeling vetofaction1 of the Let’s Not Pretend To Drown Prisoners To Make Them Talk bill last week. Oh, George! How you love to mock-suffocate the brown people!

But never has the Constitution of the United States been in such good hands as when Oklahoma State “Legislator” Sally Kern uses it as a crinkly, parchment-colored diaper with which to wrap the soft ass of Christian Righteousness in defense of her own deeply pinheaded morality.

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posted by Michael Grant Smith in government, politics, relationships, sexuality 

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4 Responses to “Bigots For Christ: Attack the Homo, Protect the Speech”

  1. Jimmer on March 16th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Chek out one of Sally Kern’s biggest supporters (and no it is NOT her gay son) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgqI-geAhmw

  2. Deron Bauman on March 16th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    he’s hot.

  3. Brandon Hobson on March 16th, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    Ugh, an embarrassment to the state.

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