March 21, 2008

Expelled! A Creationist Joke

The setup:

I went to attend a screening of the creationist propaganda movie, Expelled, a few minutes ago. Well, I tried … but I was Expelled! It was kind of weird — I was standing in line, hadn’t even gotten to the point where I had to sign in and show ID, and a policeman pulled me out of line and told me I could not go in. I asked why, of course, and he said that a producer of the film had specifically instructed him that I was not to be allowed to attend. The officer also told me that if I tried to go in, I would be arrested.

The punchline:

They singled me out and evicted me, but they didn’t notice my guest. They let him go in escorted by my wife and daughter. I guess they didn’t recognize him. My guest was…


Richard Dawkins.

(via daringfireball)

posted by in comedy, movies, religion | * | 4 comments 

comments

  1. Cindy Scroggins on March 21st, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Ha!

  2. India on March 21st, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Favorite comment:

    That’s like the creme brulee of comedy. Rich, decadent, and absolutely sinfully delicious.

    Posted by: xailith | March 20, 2008 8:51 PM

  3. Andrew Simone on March 21st, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    It’s like the story was crafted for clusterflock.

  4. Deron Bauman on March 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 am

    It practically wrote itself.

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