March 28, 2008


New Survey Says Polls are Meaningless Waste of Time

New York, NY — Most opinion polls are useless pieces of crap—that’s the conclusion drawn from a new survey released on Thursday. The margin of error for this damning assessment is plus or minus seventy-five percentage points.

Survey respondents were asked to answer wide-ranging questions about the U.S. economy, the 2008 presidential election, and general world affairs. These issues were carefully mixed with queries related to opinion polls themselves. The results paint a disturbing picture of what we think we know about what we think we know.

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posted by Michael Grant Smith in business, humans, internet, marketing, news, politics, satire 

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2 Responses to “New Survey Says Polls are Meaningless Waste of Time”

  1. haggis basher on March 28th, 2008 at 6:31 am

    No comment!

  2. Michael Grant Smith on March 28th, 2008 at 8:38 am

    Well played, sir.

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