March 10, 2008

Now that’s a party

When Robert and Julia Anscomb arrived home the next day they found their dog Bailey unconscious. He had overdosed on ecstasy tablets. Their dining room floor was covered in four inches of beer, their lap-tops, iPods and jewelery had been stolen and they found handcuffs and underwear in their eight-year-old daughter’s bedroom.

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  1. Deron Bauman on March 10th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    But Gemma, who drank to excess and passed out at 7:30pm is not repentant. While she has gone into hiding she has managed to post comments about the party on her Bebo site.

    “Yeahh it (the party) went wrong but it was well good. . . I mean it was f****** good,” she wrote.

    “My mother thought it would teach me a lesson by putting it in the papers. . . all thats dne is make everyone go ‘wow ur party made the front page’ . . . i meann it wasssss goooodddd. . . and my mums a t*** nehowww. . .”

  2. Cindy Scroggins on March 10th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    I’m so old, I have no idea what is meant by “t*** nehowww.”

    Translation, please.

  3. Deron Bauman on March 10th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    Cindy, it looks like she’s speaking the Queen’s English. I think it’s supposed to mean: ‘she’s a twat anyhow’.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on March 10th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Twat? That’s it?

    Man, am I disappointed.

  5. Deron Bauman on March 10th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    kids these days.

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