comments:

• salvo: I go with horrible parent. She’s 15, for crying out loud. Grounded for three months for complaining...
• Joel Bernstein: Yeah, I keep waffling between “horrible parent” and “best parent ever”
• Angry Sam: I’ll bet he has no idea how his daughter developed a tendency for public drama.
• Garrett: When I grow up, I want so badly to be a Future Cop.
• Rick Neece: I once was called, being I was the manager of the apartment complex, to the apartment a couple girls were...
• MG Stevens: I trust this was a technique of moving a human skull so the serrated fissure near the crown was put in...
• Joel Bernstein: We need a ‘Future Cop or Daft Punk’ quiz.
• Rick Neece: I need to lose weight or get slip-ons. I’d prefer the former. Working on it.
• Rick Neece: I told her, “I probably strained it by gaining 16 pounds since Thanksgiving, then bending over to...
• Deron Bauman: Good, Rick. Good.
• Rick Neece: Update: The doctor said (after poking and prodding and asking questions), “You may have strained a...
• Deron Bauman: Thank you, all. I am grateful for your comments.
• Kelsey Parker: This is beautiful. It’s respectful of the subject while still carrying a sense of intimacy....
• Deron Bauman: Trust the Morton’s fisherman.
• Sheila Ryan: And the fish-finger lawyers can finger-fuck themselves.