March 16, 2008


Video Gamers to Handle National Defense, Homeland Security

Washington, DC – White House Press Secretary Dana Perino announced a new Executive Order intended to bolster America’s resistance to terrorism and nuclear missile attacks. The plan, unveiled Thursday at a briefing in the Rose Garden, is founded on mobilization and deployment of the nation’s video game addicts and exploiting their unique skill set.

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posted by Michael Grant Smith in games, government, humor, international, news, satire 

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