March 15, 2008

with a goat

Some people like to add “in bed” to their cookie fortunes to make them more interesting. I’ve taken to adding “with a goat”. Like just now my fortune read: “You have an ambitious nature”. Without a goat is boring. When I was young we had a goat. We also had a dog. We went on vacation. When we came home there was the dog in the backyard. And just two goat ears. I laugh about it now but obviously I never got over it. My future holds a goat, mark my words.

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  1. Deron Bauman on March 15th, 2008 at 10:36 am

    I seem to remember goats in trees.

  2. Sheila Ryan on March 15th, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Derek: “If you would be loved, love and be lovable — with a goat.”

  3. Derek White on March 15th, 2008 at 11:38 am

    Sheila, not sure I’d go that far with a goat. I’d milk them though.

  4. Sheila Ryan on March 15th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    I only report what the oracle reveals.

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