March 4, 2008

Your Drag Queen Name?

Pull from your memory the name of your first pet and add to it the name of the street you first lived on.

Mine’s Susie Talmadge.

comments

  1. Andrew Simone on March 4th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Klunky Pippen Hill Farm

    Sounds more like a sketchy dairy than a drag queen.

  2. Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Pancho Dutton. Not bad. Better than Buzz Ryan, anyway.

  3. Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    I’ll answer for Jon, because it’s pretty good — and come to think, it suits him.

    Nikki Raleigh.

  4. Rick Neece on March 4th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    “Ladies and Gentlemen! Put your hands together for Klunky Pippen Hill Farm!”

  5. Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    Susie Talmadge . . . wait! Wasn’t that a Joan Crawford role? No, no — Bette Davis? Tallulah Bankhead?

  6. Rick Neece on March 4th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    “Ladies and Gentlemen! Put your hands together for Nikki Raleigh!”

  7. Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    I have the feeling that Klunky Pippen Hill Farm (Hill-Farm?) would be a real audience favorite.

  8. Rick Neece on March 4th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    “Ladies and Gentlemen. Put your hands together for Pancho Dutton! He’s not a drag queen. But he will be your friend for a moment.”

  9. Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    I think I just found my calling — and my DBA pseudonym.

  10. India on March 4th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    I thought that formula was supposed to render my porn name.

    Anyway, it’s Butterball King.

    No, no—you needn’t throw cash at me. I do accept PayPal.

  11. Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    Damn, India. I thought that Butterball King was a distant relative of yours.

  12. India on March 4th, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    Sadly, no. But we did look alike. Butterball was a long-haired but short-lived blonde guinea pig, as depicted at the center of the lineup on this page.

  13. Deron Bauman on March 4th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Denise Star

  14. Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Oh, India! I remember when you first posted your elegant bit of juvenilia on the care of guinea pigs.

    Short-lived, eh? Well, I expect the experience went into the writing of the manual.

  15. Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    “Ladies and Gentlemen! Put your hands together for the lovely and talented Denise Star, known to some of you old-timers as Buzz Bauman!”

  16. Buzz Grant Smith on March 4th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    Mitzi Phoenix.

    My drag queen name and my porn name.

  17. Tracy Hinshaw on March 4th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    Damn! Mine’s “Bozo Railroad.” Sounds like a really questionable bluegrass band composed primarily of former Shriner Clowns.

  18. Amy Mabli on March 4th, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    Choochi Farnum Hill.

    But you can call me Chooch.

  19. John Buaas on March 4th, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    Henrietta (“banned in”) Boston

  20. Kathy Hilen-Smith on March 5th, 2008 at 7:18 am
  21. Cindy Scroggins on March 5th, 2008 at 9:18 am

    Petunia Indian. Doesn’t quite work, does it?

    In high school, our daughter and her friends each adopted a name suggestive of the opposite race (i.e., the white kids took on black-sounding names and the black kids white ones). So for a time our daughter was known as Sh’Fucqua Scroggins.

  22. Alex Ross on March 5th, 2008 at 11:35 am

    It’s kind of embarrasing, but:

    Heather Bullion.

  23. Alison on March 5th, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Gumdrop Neptune. Suck on that!

  24. Dann Ryan on March 5th, 2008 at 11:39 am

    Pepper Orion – also the name I’m listed as in several friends’ phones.

  25. Barry Kelly on March 5th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    Alfie Pier?

    No, I don’t think that’s very good… :(

  26. Joe H on March 5th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Sugar Calatrava

  27. Andrew Lenox on March 5th, 2008 at 11:47 am

    Rocky Eagle

  28. Terence F on March 5th, 2008 at 11:49 am

    Cody Leigh.

    Worked like a charm, I’d say.

  29. Jeff Ventura on March 5th, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Thunder Judy.

    Boo-ya.

  30. Izzy on March 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Thunder Mattingly

    Not bad at all, that should sell a few DVD’s…

  31. Ginger Tuck on March 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Ginger Tuck

  32. Uw Moeder on March 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Devil Rich.

  33. Izzy on March 5th, 2008 at 11:52 am

    What are the chances of two Thunders chiming in at the same time?

  34. jam on March 5th, 2008 at 11:52 am

    Scooter 94, damnit, Miami doesn’t lend itself well to this game.

  35. Edmund Fladung on March 5th, 2008 at 11:53 am

    Oh, yeah. here goes…. Meatballs King.

    nice right?!

  36. Vagrant Thinker on March 5th, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Snoopy Elm

  37. Steve on March 5th, 2008 at 11:58 am

    Strangely enough, my dog was actually named after the street that I was born on.

    Beau Beauregard

  38. Steve Pilon on March 5th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Fluffy Chesterfield, at your service.

  39. n/a on March 5th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Boots Baxter

  40. blh on March 5th, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    Just passing through, but wanted to mention why exactly I usually don’t participate in this particular game:

    Funny Farm.

    Really.

  41. db on March 5th, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    Roadrunner Union.

    Nice.

  42. Patrick Burleson on March 5th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Missy Cleveland

  43. Burke on March 5th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    cocoa fernwood.

    pretty choice huh?

  44. Josh on March 5th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    Siggy Madison

    Yep, total drag queen name.

  45. Mike Rundle on March 5th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Shukie Woods.

  46. Jim Kimmel on March 5th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    Lucky Fowler…

  47. Ben on March 5th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Sasha Bartlett

  48. Jerrold on March 5th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    Take your pick:
    Bobby Chestnut
    or
    Baby Bluesky

    Either way, I have a feeling I come off as a secondary actor and not a ‘leading man’

  49. milo on March 5th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    Trixie Belle La rue

  50. Becky on March 5th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    Tippee Church: preferred porn name. Alternate (if I use the street I moved to at age 2) is Tippee Camp, which is the preferred drag name.

  51. Jason on March 5th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    Flash Mountain

  52. Jemaleddin on March 5th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Careless Chambermaid Spaulding. My parents were a little wacky with naming conventions (says Jemaleddin Sasha David).

  53. Adam on March 5th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Sheesh, these really do sound appropriate to their purpose:

    Lucy Cavanaugh

    Or

    Kiwi Valdez

  54. Jerrold on March 5th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Jason would also have his own special ride at Disneyland with that name. ;)

  55. seth on March 5th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Boots the 11th.

    lends a certain nobility to the drag-queen moniker i think.

  56. käthe on March 5th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    Hopper Matisse

  57. Kristen on March 5th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    Spanky Honeytree

  58. victoria on March 5th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    Snickers California, now appearing on stage 3….

  59. The Colonel on March 5th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    Meredith Anza.

    Sounds like some crappy surrogate for Carmen San Diego.

  60. tim on March 5th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Sheba Peacock

  61. Vincent on March 5th, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Kylie Schumacher

    I guess it doesn’t work for Germans who’s sister was a fan of Ms. Minogue.

  62. Craig Melbourn on March 5th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Blackie Essex

  63. kityglitr on March 5th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    Mia Emerald Springs – I mean, Mia Springs is a great porn name, but Mia Emerald is sort of meh.

  64. Struan McRae Spencer on March 5th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    Raphael Daysbrook. Oh god what have I become?!

  65. julie on March 5th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    Midget (or Midge) Wade – in reference to my parents’ first dog

    Bootsie Wade – references the cat

  66. Daryl Scroggins on March 5th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Jinx Westheimer

    Has a kind of Boogie Nights quality to it I think.

  67. Mike on March 5th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    I could follow the rules strictly and have Snoopy 1st Avenue, loosen them up and get Snoopy Wydown (first away-from-home address), or really loosen them up using current name-and-street and get Cookie Dempster.

    Oh yeah.

  68. Kster on March 5th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Tippy Evergreen

    (…please permit me a vainglorious moment of narcissistic glee: but I just love it so much!!! WAY better than my real name…)

  69. joe Breighner on March 5th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    rabbit + growing up in a golf course development =

    Fluffy Mulligan

  70. Mattser on March 5th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Mimi Harrison

  71. Carl on March 5th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Snickers McFlurry.

  72. Deron Bauman on March 5th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    fluffy mulligan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. Carl on March 5th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    I know that that isn’t following the rules, but what great Drag Queen follows the rules?

  74. Brian Jones on March 5th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    Kittie Edgewood.

    Not bad!

  75. David on March 5th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Lady Fairlawn

    Hey, that works.

  76. Rob @ Ilovesubstance.com on March 5th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Roxy Roma

    boom chicka chicka what

  77. Chris on March 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    Christy Sweetwater, baby!

  78. Bill Fisher on March 5th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    SAMMY ROBELL!!!

  79. Lou on March 5th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    Porkchop Wissman

  80. SuperJdynamite on March 5th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Chien St. Luke

  81. John on March 5th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    Nice! Mine’s…

    Lady Glenwood

  82. Mark on March 5th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    Misty Eastbrook

  83. Ben on March 5th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    Sunshine Main

  84. Hurricane on March 5th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    Ken Tucky.

  85. Ken on March 5th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    Buster Orchard. Sounds more like a gay porn star than a drag queen.

  86. Kurt on March 5th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    lol all of yours are hilarious, great comment thread to read through.

    Mine is:

    Cody Wallace

  87. Mike on March 5th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    Gonzalo Delaware

  88. Joe Grossberg on March 5th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    “Petunia Walnut”. I win.

  89. Jason on March 5th, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    Mine is the absolute worst:

    Little Bit Gary

  90. J on March 5th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Garfield Large

  91. Cindy Scroggins on March 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    “Little Bit Gary”

    Beavis, we have a winner.

  92. k on March 5th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    sadly,

    Meow Angell

    thank you very much, now where is my dressing room?

  93. Jordan on March 5th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Shasta Blazer!

  94. Donna Perry on March 5th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    prince parkside ….

    kinda has that michael jackson spin on it

  95. Robyn on March 5th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    Bubba Kings…

    Seriously.

  96. Abby on March 5th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    Bridget Wabash. Pretty waspy. Which I am not.

  97. m.h. on March 5th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    Alas, my drag name would be “Jiggs 322nd”

  98. c.p on March 5th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    Bandit Hackwood.

  99. sarah on March 5th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    Cha Cha Lemon. I think I was in Grease.

  100. Chanel on March 5th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Kitty Arlington. Not bad!

  101. rmosler on March 5th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Feather Eau Claire

  102. cirqus on March 5th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    licorice jefferson

  103. Kster on March 5th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    “Little Bit Gary” wins for sure.

  104. Clayton on March 5th, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    Mine would be “Jake Chesterfield”.

    Sounds convincing.

  105. Sameer Vasta on March 5th, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you Jiggy Dixon.

    Oooh yeah.

  106. alstki on March 5th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    Spike Drummond.

  107. SeanSalmon on March 5th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    Snoopy Reade. I’m not sure that would work.

  108. Sherri on March 5th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Rusty Herbert. Sounds more like a position than a name, really…

  109. Erik on March 5th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Muffy Cameron!

  110. Sammy on March 5th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Samantha Sundance. I love love love it. OMG. I love it so much I’m off to buy feather boas in every color of the glorious rainbow. Hello.

  111. phil on March 5th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    tiger decker

  112. ron on March 5th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    KC Kirkwood

  113. Alan on March 5th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    Here in England, this doesn’t really work. Patch College Road. See what I mean?

  114. riggs on March 5th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Koko Vine

  115. Sheila Ryan on March 5th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    Alan, I thought you people all had addresses like: Jollity Farm, The Snugs, Berkinghamshire.

  116. Chelsea on March 5th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Oddly enough, mine is Jackie Brown

  117. Tyler Knott Gregson on March 5th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    OOOh…mine is:

    Clancy Touchstone

    Hot.

  118. Xander on March 5th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Sandy Crompton. ‘Nuff said.

  119. frumpiefox on March 5th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    I have the best (read worst) one ever:

    Gimpy Magee

    Gimpy was a ferret.

  120. Roy Verhaag on March 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    Mmm… mine would be Sissy Tails

  121. Jeremy Yamaguchi on March 5th, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    Hammy Oak Knoll

  122. Margaret on March 5th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    Goldie Mossvine. Not too bad.

  123. Mr. on March 5th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Princess Swamp

    I’d be a after three a.m. only type show.
    Hide the children.

  124. Matt on March 5th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    Princess Swamp!

    Hide the children, but I would probably only happen in a basement after three a.m. anyway.

  125. Peter on March 5th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    Sugar Spruce

  126. Robert on March 5th, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    Tinkerbell Juniper.

    Lacks zing.

  127. Sheila Ryan on March 5th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    Scans well, though.

  128. Jon on March 5th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    It would seem mine would be Chickie Salvador. I had a hamster, but it had no name. Can’t very well go with [] Salvador.

  129. Riley on March 5th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    McDuff Dupont. Could work.

  130. Christian on March 5th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    Anastasia Savage!

  131. apittman on March 5th, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    Pokey Cottrill

  132. If at first you don’t succeed… « pro tempore on March 5th, 2008 at 8:41 pm

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  133. Harsh on March 5th, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    Bonie Hudson

    Ha!

  134. Mary Jeys on March 5th, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    Wait. Ken Tucky? I hope Ken was a horse.

  135. Hoodie on March 5th, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    Heineken Wolfrey.

    If I was a guy this might work, but I’m thinking it’s not such a sexy name for a lass like myself. And yes, our dog was named after the beer.

  136. Sheila Ryan on March 5th, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    Re: Ken Tucky. I was wondering who in hell would name a street Tucky.

  137. Laura on March 5th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    Grover Long View

  138. Dan on March 5th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    Raven Walnut, pimptastic.

  139. Dane on March 5th, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    mine: Calli Megan. meh.

    a few friends of mine:

    Buffy Ridge
    Dee Liberty
    Yeti Chandler

    and my personal favorite, Sable Baroque.

  140. Alex Chee on March 5th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    Bandit Brentwood.

  141. Jules on March 5th, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    Karl Verbena. sucky.

  142. nicovdwatt@gmail.com on March 6th, 2008 at 3:51 am

    Lulu Maas

  143. Olivia on March 6th, 2008 at 9:18 am

    Pepper Hartsough. Now all I need are some wicked high platform shoes and a feather boa.

  144. jer on March 6th, 2008 at 10:36 am

    Miles Long

  145. mich" on March 6th, 2008 at 11:09 am

    Minouchette DesTours.

    Not too bad !

  146. cloeangel on March 6th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    Pinko Forsythe
    Hmm, that’s my next WoW toon name. Pink-haired gnome!

  147. that one guy on March 6th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Molly Birchview.

    …wow.

  148. Andrew on March 6th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Simka Corey, Russian mail-order bride turned stripper, at your service.

    It started off with such promise…

  149. Joe on March 6th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Mack Gotham

  150. angie on March 6th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Brandy Fox

  151. pambamboo on March 6th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    Sonny Drexel!

    I love it and I’ll take it!

  152. Alek Lindus on March 6th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    breeze lafayette
    [breeze was a pony i stole for a day then the police came and took him back but he was my first short lived pet]

  153. Sheila Ryan on March 6th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Alek, the name “Breeze Lafayette” has a delicious Folies Bergère ring.

    (Was Breeze the name you gave your pony-for-a-day — or was Breeze the name his lawful owners had bestowed on him?)

  154. anon on March 6th, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Let’s see… I never had a pet. Let’s try Max:

    Max North North Park

    …what?!

  155. Jennifer on March 6th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    PeeWee Monticello ! This is funny stuff!

  156. Random_Tangent on March 6th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    Princess Sparkle Marconi.

    Sheesh.

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  158. Stas on March 7th, 2008 at 6:02 am

    Matilda Marlborough

  159. Jennifer on March 7th, 2008 at 9:35 am

    Candy Jefferson

  160. Kster on March 7th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    This thread needs voting.

  161. SalsaYogurt on March 7th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Stormy Ross – not bad, but if I use my current address/pet – it’s Siren Durango. Very draggy.

  162. Ryan on March 7th, 2008 at 11:15 am

    Bismark Belvidere

    current…
    Pedro Waller
    -or-
    Gabby Waller

  163. Ryan on March 7th, 2008 at 11:15 am

    oooh, and for my wife…

    Tina Dakkar

  164. Fred B on March 7th, 2008 at 11:32 am

    Panda Bridge

  165. LL on March 7th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    Sambo Bellingrath

  166. kcortez on March 7th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Max Cranewood. Works better as a “Porn Star” name I think.

  167. sicasso on March 7th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    a little late to the party, but here comes. . .

    Peanuts Fox Hill

  168. andrew Atchley on March 7th, 2008 at 11:51 am

    nicodemus lexington, pleased to me ya!

  169. gbenedict on March 7th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    I’m not sure I should admit this, but here goes.

    Champ Minuteman

  170. Melle on March 7th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Rusty Cyrus… sounds more like an old-time country music dude.

  171. Weeze on March 7th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    I think mine is a goth drag queen: Gremlin Locust.

  172. frumpiefox on March 7th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    My curent pet/street is dead-on stripper name:

    Minnie Milano

    Though it would suffice for a drag queen too.

  173. Sheila Ryan on March 7th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    I understand, Champ. I’d be kind of embarrassed to reveal that I grew up on a street named Minuteman.

  174. ms on March 7th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    diamond mayfair

  175. madge on March 7th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Per your rules: Peaches Fifth Avenue

    I’ve heard it done First Pet + Mother’s Maiden Name = Drag Queen. And Middle Name + First Street = Porn Name. Either way NYC is screwing me on the street.

  176. Amber on March 7th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Obadiah Omar – yeah I know, kinda sad really.

  177. Courtney on March 7th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    I am not making the pet name up, it was our first cat’s actual name:

    Deviant Sheridan

  178. Sheila Ryan on March 7th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    I keep waiting for someone to say “Dawn Davenport.”

  179. butterfrei on March 7th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Fatty S. Kline-Court

    I added the hyphen to give it a top-lofty-ness

  180. Jeff on March 7th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Pretty Boy Dorrington (a cross-crossing dressing drag queen)

  181. Jeff on March 7th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Doh! I meant a “cross-cross dressing drag queen.”

  182. Kathy on March 7th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Tammy Twosome

    Also works as a porn name, but Tammy Threesome would work better, eh?

  183. Fill Myhole on March 7th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    Fill Myhole. Wait, how do you play this game? Did I win?

  184. Lynn on March 7th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Sue Ling Vivion. Now THAT’S a drag queen name!

  185. Morgan Garner on March 7th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    Nasty Slate Hill

    I’m thinking that’s the worst drag queen name ever.

  186. Kyle Wegner on March 7th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    Ariel Jackson. BLAND

  187. slodwick on March 7th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    Simon South Shore.

    How very blah.

  188. Paul on March 7th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Happy Kellogg

  189. Chef Robare on March 7th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Dog’s name was Snewly, Street was Pleasant Place, So:

    Snewly Pleasant Place

  190. Journie on March 7th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    Baby Marguerite

  191. wen on March 7th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    Tommy Wolfe

    Not too bad. I think he’s a gay porn star.

    A couple of abodes ago, I would have been Tiger Lily Buena Vista. Definitely in the drag camp.

  192. Amy Rittenhouse on March 7th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Oscar Wooded

  193. Alix on March 7th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Mine’s terrible – ‘Rat Mill’

  194. Mouser on March 7th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Hrm… the real answer would be “Smokey 6th”, which sort of lacks pizzaz. But if I could take my current pet and the second street I ever lived on, then it would be much better:

    Sir Groganov the Flatulent Sargent.
    Yeah!

  195. kayte on March 7th, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Cheerio Adams. nice!

  196. Lester on March 7th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Missy Roo Redoubt

  197. Repete on March 7th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    Tuffy Junction

  198. Dirk van de Bunt on March 8th, 2008 at 12:01 am

    Boutros Rhone

    Actually, it sounds more like my “secret agent” name than the other moniker choices.

  199. BJ on March 8th, 2008 at 1:14 am

    After meeting a local queen named “Beverly Hills” several years ago, I became “Hylan Parc” after Highland Park,Texas. If you know anything about it you understand. It’s cute, a little campy but total B!tch.

  200. Xerxn on March 8th, 2008 at 1:18 am

    Snuggles Heath:
    Afro-Cuban, Arctic dwelling, clove tokin’…

  201. par3182 on March 8th, 2008 at 4:15 am

    Cheeky Daruka

  202. violette on March 8th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    fifi fairburn

  203. dave on March 8th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    Calli Glenmina – I’m afraid that’s one drag queen you don’t want to see.

  204. Cindy Scroggins on March 8th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Didn’t anybody grow up on Beaver Street?

  205. Jim on March 8th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    Fluffs Webster.

  206. Dan on March 8th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    Joey Nottingham.

  207. Chrissy on March 8th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Tascha Severn.

  208. Joël on March 8th, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    Elle Emenopee

    (patent pending!)

  209. Mark on March 8th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    Let her know how you feel; Minerva Golden Hind

  210. aw on March 8th, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    Fudgie Hillside

  211. Bishop on March 8th, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    Fritz Hickok. Porn star.

  212. Zach Bulick on March 9th, 2008 at 12:31 am

    uh…Bc 56A Ave.
    i think its sexy.

  213. Got 2 on March 9th, 2008 at 6:39 am

    “Cinderella Thunderpussy” and “Ubah Babee”

  214. ztransmissions on March 9th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    i’m terry cherrywood and my sister is molly mohican.

  215. ztransmissions on March 9th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    i also played this game in alaska with some guys i’d recently met, and we netted a max persimon, morris gladstone, and bandit simpson.

  216. John Abbe on March 9th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Marmalade Waverley (scary how well that works)

  217. Chris on March 10th, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    Dixie Hill

  218. M on March 10th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Frisky Rollins. Sweet.

  219. Eli on March 10th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    We had two dogs and two houses when I was born.
    I like the combinations
    Rex Miranda (porn name) and
    Misha Beck (drag name)
    but maybe the other way is better?

  220. ztransmissions on March 12th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    both are good. i think i like mischa miranda and rex beck.

  221. Erica on March 13th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    Trixie Fairview.

  222. Sam on March 13th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    Rascal Irongate

  223. Paige on March 17th, 2008 at 1:55 am

    Foghorn Buena Vista – HWAAAOOONK!

  224. Brian on March 22nd, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Ginger Green Manor

  225. Ben on March 28th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Nip Knight?

  226. Rick on March 28th, 2008 at 11:47 am

    Sandy Bayfield

  227. Alicia Cordero on March 28th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Muffin Somerfield

  228. Ethan on April 1st, 2008 at 2:39 am

    LOL
    Mine is Ebony Chestnut…..

  229. Elycia on April 7th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    I’m the one, the only, the foxy, Roxie Hicks. ;-)

  230. Joseph on April 8th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    Perfect!!
    mine is: Foxy Queen Kalama

  231. Greg on April 12th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Mine is, according to the formula, Candy Kenmore. I LOVE it!

    My partner’s is great too–Coco Roswell.

    With names like that, I think we need to come up with an act!

  232. Eric Heck on April 14th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    Drag Names not according to formula:
    Leasa Space or Eileen Units (can you tell i do property management or what)
    Or how about Bella Button-Lint.
    Doing formula of dog/street:
    Taffy McQueen

    Everyone Take Care!

  233. Kevin on April 21st, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Betty Windsor. I guess I was destined to be a queen from my very infancy,

  234. Sheila Ryan on April 21st, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    I imagine Betty Windsor in a twinset and pearls.

  235. Chuck on May 4th, 2008 at 7:31 am

    Bambi Lynn! :-)

  236. Herman on June 11th, 2008 at 2:37 am

    Teddie Kingfisher……..LOL

  237. Jack on June 11th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    Dee Dee Seville

  238. sean on June 13th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    willy walnut XD

  239. Danny on June 16th, 2008 at 11:31 am

    Put on your best mascara girls…Miss Sparky 382 has just entered the building.

  240. Ben Tonry on June 23rd, 2008 at 7:49 am

    Tiny Market is mine according to the formula,

    although I think my made up name is better;

    Fannie Hertz

  241. Danny Boy on July 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 am

    My Drag Name sounds like a politician:

    J. Perkins Garfield.

    My porn name is better:

    Jamie Pitt

  242. Christian on July 11th, 2008 at 3:44 am

    Well, mine just rocks!

    introducing… Katia Aranjuez!

  243. Sly King on July 23rd, 2008 at 12:47 am

    The one, the only: Sly King.
    Sounds more like a drag king name though.

    My fiance’s is Peanut Strawberry. Heh.

  244. Brucie on July 30th, 2008 at 9:10 am

    My Name Is Bruce Bunten

    Drag Name

    The one and only

    Lady Ophelia Cox

  245. BB on August 13th, 2008 at 6:21 am

    I really like mine!

    Bitsy Sonora

  246. Luuds on August 14th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    Okey…. Here we go….

    Kitten Singsby

    ….. well I don’t know what to say… eh Catwoman’s long lost and genderly confused son?…. an alternate name would be

    Tuffa Singsby

    since we had two pets when I was born…. * BTW I’m from Finland and we have such boring street names*

  247. Ken on August 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am

    Skipper Anderson…not bad.

  248. Rachel on August 19th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Lilly Creekview…..

    bwa ha ha!

  249. rick on August 24th, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Shatzie Knickerbocker

  250. Mel on October 7th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    lmfao
    my drag queen name is…
    wait for it…

    FROGGER NOTRE-DAME!!!
    =)
    Isn’t that just lovely?
    And, so sexy, too!

  251. Carrie on October 13th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    hmmm…..

    Muggins Squannacook

  252. Lucy on October 13th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    Pinky Farranshone

  253. Adah Gonzalez on November 2nd, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    Pumpkin Monroe. I dun think it suits me : (

  254. dean on November 5th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    lindy piggotts , well i think that works.

  255. Lucy Foley on November 5th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    hot damn. Lindy Piggotts is the best I’ve heard in a while.

  256. rick on November 5th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Heidi Heatherhill

  257. Marge on November 5th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Pudding Monroe

  258. Tony on December 22nd, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    OK – I have THE drag name of drag names. Ready? BLACKIE PARIS! Now THAT is HOT!!!

  259. beth lo on December 28th, 2008 at 10:44 am

    darling kensington
    cute!

  260. Christopher on December 30th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    Mine is Shiva Lings Cresent. Lol

  261. Les R. on December 30th, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    Sluttisha Swampussy

  262. Alan O. on January 2nd, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Appearing Tonight and For Tonight Only, Lets Hear a Those “Cat Calls”!!! For

    Lilly Morningside!

    Coco Morningside!!

    Daisy Morningside!!!

    *** All of them sound great…I personally think Lilly Morningside sounds the best though! ***

  263. Rick on January 28th, 2009 at 2:27 am

    Mine….

    Princess Cardigan

  264. food porn : clusterflock on January 29th, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    [...] recounting of Rick and Teele’s meal in Venice. No other posts come close, unless it’s Rick’s Drag Queen name post for longevity, and, of course, there are always cake [...]

  265. Dan on February 2nd, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Formula is a bit messed up. Should be :
    Formulas:

    Name of Middle School + Street you grew up on = Hollywood Name : Forest Drakefield

    Name of your first female pet + Mother’s Maiden Name = Drag Name : Tootsie Neher

    Name of your Best friend in HS + High School Mascot = Porno Name : Matt Panther

  266. Carrie on February 2nd, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Perfect! my new porn name is Nina Panther!

  267. Jeremy S. on February 2nd, 2009 at 11:45 pm

    Spunky Spruce

    I’m taking this name all the way to the bank!!!

  268. Brad on February 5th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Ladies and Gentlemen! By popular demand, put your hands together for Ms. Dixie Webster!!!!!

  269. John on February 7th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    Heidi Brackenridge

  270. Joel on February 12th, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Ok, Take your pick:

    Midnight Seminar

    or

    Spunky Seminar

  271. Jeremy S. AKA "Spunky Spruce" on February 12th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Midnight Seminar, that”s HOT!!!!!!!

  272. marf on February 17th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    You can call me …..

    She She Maguire.

  273. Mariaaaaaah, on February 22nd, 2009 at 12:35 am

    Brando Hays.

    Pretty Gay.

  274. Michetique on March 4th, 2009 at 10:26 am

    Misty Forest.
    Not a fitting drag name for a chica, as I would be dragging as a King not a Queen.

    Good pornstar name though.

  275. Nick on March 10th, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    Well My Drag Queen Name from the pet and street would be:
    Cybil Boone’s Lick

    But My Real Drag Name is:
    Auntie Christ

    I think both are great!!!! :)

  276. Stephen on March 18th, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    my drag name is khara mehl

  277. Fi on March 26th, 2009 at 12:07 am

    Well get ready for…
    Phillip Mcarthur … Pretty Sexy.

    My friends is Uncle Peter McLaughlan
    just a bit paedophilic?

  278. steph on March 28th, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    lady footlocker. Kitten Kaboodal. Tequlia Mockingbird.

  279. Lucy Foley on March 28th, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Lady Footlocker has legs.

  280. James on March 29th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Precious Jordan…i kinda like it…but not too much..ha!

  281. Anton Z on March 30th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Mine was a bit weird so I changed it from Chula Fourth to Chula Rialto…but then I wanted Chula Vista…..T_T

  282. Sheila Ryan on March 30th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    Chula Fourth was one of those rival popes back in the thirteenth century or something, right?

  283. Josh Berry on April 1st, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    Mines Tarlia Elgin, not a very interesting name, but it’ll have to do.

  284. Faith V on April 21st, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Kiki Tracer.

    Lmao, okay..

  285. jordan on May 10th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    Chloe haven! :)

  286. ronnie k on June 17th, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    Autumn Hill would be mine then

  287. Antony on July 6th, 2009 at 2:44 am

    Blue fanny church..

    This is great ill use this on saturday

  288. Don on August 7th, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    Petunia Cherry…how HOT is that? LOL!

  289. princess on August 11th, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    emma baltimore
    and my friend is shelby sherly
    hers is better

  290. MissNieves on August 28th, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    PeterCarnario

  291. James on August 30th, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    I think I lose. Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for:

    “Sparky Farm Road 1464″

    Ouch!

  292. Stephen Belfast on October 7th, 2009 at 3:56 am

    WILMA BALLSDROP

  293. louiss on December 22nd, 2009 at 2:43 am

    hermosaa halladay!!!!!!!!

  294. CjRider on December 24th, 2009 at 12:34 am

    Spooky Cynthia

    Sounds like she’s into goth… now where can I buy 12 yards of black crepe?

  295. Paul D. Brandon on December 26th, 2009 at 4:44 am

    Rocky Oak

    Rocky was my first pet, which happened to be a turtle
    and the Road I grew up on was Oak Lane

  296. Sheila Ryan on December 26th, 2009 at 9:49 am

    I’m relieved that your comment proved not to be another Christmas BB tale, Paul.

  297. grant kirkland on January 14th, 2010 at 9:18 am

    Pria pism

  298. Cole on January 23rd, 2010 at 12:34 am

    Star Mckenzie

  299. Christy on January 25th, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    Hayley Grande

  300. Roy on February 7th, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Mine’s too funny….Tiny Dix (pronouced with the English accent: Dicks, not deece as in French).

  301. matt on February 10th, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    Fluffy Timberlane, How does that sound? Im looking to go out in drag for the first time.

  302. Macheall L. on March 7th, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    Dolly Cinderella=)

  303. Mik on March 20th, 2010 at 9:20 am

    Tonya Heatherfield

  304. rainbowboi on March 29th, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    my drag name: sharon rubbers

  305. Ethan on April 8th, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    Zoey Hitchcock

  306. Kobie on May 21st, 2010 at 1:40 am

    Cleopatra Algonquin Court

  307. Nick Smith on July 11th, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    ummm yeah…

    Taz Highway 80

  308. freddie on July 21st, 2010 at 11:48 am

    jo-jo washburn…… what do you guys think?

  309. Kiki on August 8th, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    Chiquita Laura! I think it’s cute. it’s for my friend Josh. I think he was made to perform in drag.

  310. Carole Corlew on August 8th, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    Whitey Shiloh

  311. Rick Neece on August 8th, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    Cece, you know you’re a bit late to this. God knows it’s been around the bend. Still, delivering.

    Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Whitey Shiloh! “What will you render us tonight, Whitey?”

  312. Sheila Ryan on August 9th, 2010 at 6:59 am

    “Stop in the Name of Love.” At the dive bar down by the train tracks. On account of Whitey is a biiiiiird.

  313. Jacquelyn on August 17th, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    Maxie Spring!

  314. Jessica on October 14th, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    All Hail the Queen of Denture Cream: Peanut Bond. LOL

  315. Andrew on October 23rd, 2010 at 4:04 am

    mine would be Pogo Gornto, using this formula, but i actually performed for a time, as Ms Truly Bizarre…

  316. Margaret on October 23rd, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    Ramona Dewberry.

  317. Bill Depp on May 23rd, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    Fluffy Peach….not bad for a drag name.

    I miss Ms Fluffy, she was the best and only pussy for me.

  318. Rick Neece on May 23rd, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    The gift just keeps on giving.

  319. Amanda on June 2nd, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    Rainbow Cliff

  320. Sheila Ryan on June 2nd, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    Dewey Dell Chou-Fleur. That’s my drag name.

    And I just made that up right out of my head with no help from dead pets nor long departed street ad-dresses. (But with some stealing from William Faulkner.)

    I’m thinking I just may keep it.

  321. Rick Neece on June 2nd, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    Here’s one from the olden-days, “Fonda Peters.”

    Update: I re-remembered, it was “Sofonda Peters.” A drag queen in Memphis, mid-eighties.

  322. Rick Neece on June 2nd, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    Sofonda didn’t follow the rules.

  323. Sheila Ryan on June 2nd, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    I wish I could remember how to spell Miss O’Houra’s name. I met her the summer right after high school, I think. 1971 or so. The “hour” in O’Houra was pronounced: hoo-er.

    Miss O’Hooer-a.

    I miss those times. And the people.

  324. Sheila Ryan on June 2nd, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    Years after I lost track of Miss O’Houra, I read A Confederacy of Dunces and thought of her when I read about Miss Harla O’Horror.

    Miss Harla O’Horror Old South pet dancin’.

  325. litza on June 19th, 2011 at 3:08 am

    My Drag name is so fitting:

    Say hello to Miss SNOWY SMITH!!

  326. Carole Corlew on June 19th, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    This is the most durable thread ever. Surely. I do like Snowy Smith. They is a fantastic name for an Alaskan stripper, say, or Canadian maybe, flaunting her stuff down south.

    Actually my real stripper name should be Miss Coco. Because I was in a club at the front once and needed to go to the ladies. The announcer said, “And let’s hear it for our featured attraction tonight Miss Coco” and I stood up smack in the middle of the spotlight. I got a huge round of applause from my table and everyone else joined in madly. The real Miss Coco was not the least bit happy.

  327. Toueer on July 14th, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    Ferda Potocni :D

    a w k w a r d

  328. Casey Cichowicz on July 14th, 2011 at 9:45 pm

    Vangelis Star (Route)

  329. Casey Cichowicz on July 14th, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    Isn’t this the same as your porn star name?

  330. Rick Neece on July 14th, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    Yes, Casey! Sometimes, I’m sorry I ever brought the subject up. Sometimes, it pleases me. I’m conflicted.

  331. Carolyn on July 25th, 2011 at 8:21 am

    Mine is . . . Pandora Morton . . . LOVE IT!

  332. Isabelle on December 14th, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    I rather think Nicotine Richard isn’t that hot for a drag queen name…

    (Yea, our cat was called Nicotine, don’t ask)

  333. Sheila Ryan on December 14th, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    Maybe not for a drag queen, but I’ll claim it. Lowering of the eyes, then a knowing upward glance. “I’m Nicotine Richard. What’s your name?”

  334. Kelsey Parker on December 14th, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    How did I miss this the first time around? Mine’s Houdini Channing. I’m pretty proud of it.

  335. Kelsey Parker on December 14th, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    Nicotine, you temptress.

  336. Shelliebells on January 16th, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    Sugar waterfall (ave)

  337. Tim Walker on March 26th, 2012 at 5:37 am

    Chrissy Kennedy.
    Sounds… mature

  338. dap0723 on July 16th, 2012 at 9:35 am

    Boots Ewing