March 4, 2008

Your Drag Queen Name?

Pull from your memory the name of your first pet and add to it the name of the street you first lived on.

Mine’s Susie Talmadge.

posted by Rick Neece in general

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249 Responses to “Your Drag Queen Name?”

Andrew Simone on March 4th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

Klunky Pippen Hill Farm

Sounds more like a sketchy dairy than a drag queen.
Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

Pancho Dutton. Not bad. Better than Buzz Ryan, anyway.
Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 7:09 pm

I’ll answer for Jon, because it’s pretty good — and come to think, it suits him.

Nikki Raleigh.
Rick Neece on March 4th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

“Ladies and Gentlemen! Put your hands together for Klunky Pippen Hill Farm!”
Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

Susie Talmadge . . . wait! Wasn’t that a Joan Crawford role? No, no — Bette Davis? Tallulah Bankhead?
Rick Neece on March 4th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

“Ladies and Gentlemen! Put your hands together for Nikki Raleigh!”
Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

I have the feeling that Klunky Pippen Hill Farm (Hill-Farm?) would be a real audience favorite.
Rick Neece on March 4th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

“Ladies and Gentlemen. Put your hands together for Pancho Dutton! He’s not a drag queen. But he will be your friend for a moment.”
Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

I think I just found my calling — and my DBA pseudonym.
India on March 4th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

I thought that formula was supposed to render my porn name.

Anyway, it’s Butterball King.

No, no—you needn’t throw cash at me. I do accept PayPal.
Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 8:21 pm

Damn, India. I thought that Butterball King was a distant relative of yours.
India on March 4th, 2008 at 8:42 pm

Sadly, no. But we did look alike. Butterball was a long-haired but short-lived blonde guinea pig, as depicted at the center of the lineup on this page.
Deron Bauman on March 4th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

Denise Star
Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 9:03 pm

Oh, India! I remember when you first posted your elegant bit of juvenilia on the care of guinea pigs.

Short-lived, eh? Well, I expect the experience went into the writing of the manual.
Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

“Ladies and Gentlemen! Put your hands together for the lovely and talented Denise Star, known to some of you old-timers as Buzz Bauman!”
Buzz Grant Smith on March 4th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

Mitzi Phoenix.

My drag queen name and my porn name.
Tracy Hinshaw on March 4th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

Damn! Mine’s “Bozo Railroad.” Sounds like a really questionable bluegrass band composed primarily of former Shriner Clowns.
Amy Mabli on March 4th, 2008 at 10:10 pm

Choochi Farnum Hill.

But you can call me Chooch.
John Buaas on March 4th, 2008 at 10:12 pm

Henrietta (”banned in”) Boston
Kathy Hilen-Smith on March 5th, 2008 at 7:18 am

Dutchess Phillipsburg

see:
http://www.enlighted.com/media/bras/pinkfeather/brightbothx300.jpg
Cindy Scroggins on March 5th, 2008 at 9:18 am

Petunia Indian. Doesn’t quite work, does it?

In high school, our daughter and her friends each adopted a name suggestive of the opposite race (i.e., the white kids took on black-sounding names and the black kids white ones). So for a time our daughter was known as Sh’Fucqua Scroggins.
Alex Ross on March 5th, 2008 at 11:35 am

It’s kind of embarrasing, but:

Heather Bullion.
Alison on March 5th, 2008 at 11:35 am

Gumdrop Neptune. Suck on that!
Dann Ryan on March 5th, 2008 at 11:39 am

Pepper Orion - also the name I’m listed as in several friends’ phones.
Barry Kelly on March 5th, 2008 at 11:45 am

Alfie Pier?

No, I don’t think that’s very good…
Joe H on March 5th, 2008 at 11:46 am

Sugar Calatrava
Andrew Lenox on March 5th, 2008 at 11:47 am

Rocky Eagle
Terence F on March 5th, 2008 at 11:49 am

Cody Leigh.

Worked like a charm, I’d say.
Jeff Ventura on March 5th, 2008 at 11:50 am

Thunder Judy.

Boo-ya.
Izzy on March 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am

Thunder Mattingly

Not bad at all, that should sell a few DVD’s…
Ginger Tuck on March 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am

Ginger Tuck
Uw Moeder on March 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am

Devil Rich.
Izzy on March 5th, 2008 at 11:52 am

What are the chances of two Thunders chiming in at the same time?
jam on March 5th, 2008 at 11:52 am

Scooter 94, damnit, Miami doesn’t lend itself well to this game.
Edmund Fladung on March 5th, 2008 at 11:53 am

Oh, yeah. here goes…. Meatballs King.

nice right?!
Vagrant Thinker on March 5th, 2008 at 11:55 am

Snoopy Elm
Steve on March 5th, 2008 at 11:58 am

Strangely enough, my dog was actually named after the street that I was born on.

Beau Beauregard
Steve Pilon on March 5th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Fluffy Chesterfield, at your service.
n/a on March 5th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Boots Baxter
blh on March 5th, 2008 at 12:02 pm

Just passing through, but wanted to mention why exactly I usually don’t participate in this particular game:

Funny Farm.

Really.
db on March 5th, 2008 at 12:03 pm

Roadrunner Union.

Nice.
Patrick Burleson on March 5th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

Missy Cleveland
Burke on March 5th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

cocoa fernwood.

pretty choice huh?
Josh on March 5th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

Siggy Madison

Yep, total drag queen name.
Mike Rundle on March 5th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

Shukie Woods.
Jim Kimmel on March 5th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

Lucky Fowler…
Ben on March 5th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

Sasha Bartlett
Jerrold on March 5th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

Take your pick:
Bobby Chestnut
or
Baby Bluesky

Either way, I have a feeling I come off as a secondary actor and not a ‘leading man’
milo on March 5th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

Trixie Belle La rue
Becky on March 5th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

Tippee Church: preferred porn name. Alternate (if I use the street I moved to at age 2) is Tippee Camp, which is the preferred drag name.
Jason on March 5th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

Flash Mountain
Jemaleddin on March 5th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

Careless Chambermaid Spaulding. My parents were a little wacky with naming conventions (says Jemaleddin Sasha David).
Adam on March 5th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

Sheesh, these really do sound appropriate to their purpose:

Lucy Cavanaugh

Or

Kiwi Valdez
Jerrold on March 5th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

Jason would also have his own special ride at Disneyland with that name.
seth on March 5th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

Boots the 11th.

lends a certain nobility to the drag-queen moniker i think.
käthe on March 5th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

Hopper Matisse
Kristen on March 5th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

Spanky Honeytree
victoria on March 5th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

Snickers California, now appearing on stage 3….
The Colonel on March 5th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

Meredith Anza.

Sounds like some crappy surrogate for Carmen San Diego.
tim on March 5th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

Sheba Peacock
Vincent on March 5th, 2008 at 12:36 pm

Kylie Schumacher

I guess it doesn’t work for Germans who’s sister was a fan of Ms. Minogue.
Craig Melbourn on March 5th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Blackie Essex
kityglitr on March 5th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

Mia Emerald Springs - I mean, Mia Springs is a great porn name, but Mia Emerald is sort of meh.
Struan McRae Spencer on March 5th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

Raphael Daysbrook. Oh god what have I become?!
julie on March 5th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

Midget (or Midge) Wade - in reference to my parents’ first dog

Bootsie Wade - references the cat
Daryl Scroggins on March 5th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

Jinx Westheimer

Has a kind of Boogie Nights quality to it I think.
Mike on March 5th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

I could follow the rules strictly and have Snoopy 1st Avenue, loosen them up and get Snoopy Wydown (first away-from-home address), or really loosen them up using current name-and-street and get Cookie Dempster.

Oh yeah.
Kster on March 5th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Tippy Evergreen

(…please permit me a vainglorious moment of narcissistic glee: but I just love it so much!!! WAY better than my real name…)
joe Breighner on March 5th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

rabbit + growing up in a golf course development =

Fluffy Mulligan
Mattser on March 5th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

Mimi Harrison
Carl on March 5th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

Snickers McFlurry.
Deron Bauman on March 5th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

fluffy mulligan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carl on March 5th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

I know that that isn’t following the rules, but what great Drag Queen follows the rules?
Brian Jones on March 5th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

Kittie Edgewood.

Not bad!
David on March 5th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

Lady Fairlawn

Hey, that works.
Rob @ Ilovesubstance.com on March 5th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

Roxy Roma

boom chicka chicka what
Chris on March 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

Christy Sweetwater, baby!
Bill Fisher on March 5th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

SAMMY ROBELL!!!
Lou on March 5th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

Porkchop Wissman
SuperJdynamite on March 5th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

Chien St. Luke
John on March 5th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

Nice! Mine’s…

Lady Glenwood
Mark on March 5th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

Misty Eastbrook
Ben on March 5th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

Sunshine Main
Hurricane on March 5th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

Ken Tucky.
Ken on March 5th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

Buster Orchard. Sounds more like a gay porn star than a drag queen.
Kurt on March 5th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

lol all of yours are hilarious, great comment thread to read through.

Mine is:

Cody Wallace
Mike on March 5th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

Gonzalo Delaware
Joe Grossberg on March 5th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

“Petunia Walnut”. I win.
Jason on March 5th, 2008 at 2:13 pm

Mine is the absolute worst:

Little Bit Gary
J on March 5th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

Garfield Large
Cindy Scroggins on March 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

“Little Bit Gary”

Beavis, we have a winner.
k on March 5th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

sadly,

Meow Angell

thank you very much, now where is my dressing room?
Jordan on March 5th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Shasta Blazer!
Donna Perry on March 5th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

prince parkside ….

kinda has that michael jackson spin on it
Robyn on March 5th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

Bubba Kings…

Seriously.
Abby on March 5th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

Bridget Wabash. Pretty waspy. Which I am not.
m.h. on March 5th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

Alas, my drag name would be “Jiggs 322nd”
c.p on March 5th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

Bandit Hackwood.
sarah on March 5th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

Cha Cha Lemon. I think I was in Grease.
Chanel on March 5th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

Kitty Arlington. Not bad!
rmosler on March 5th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

Feather Eau Claire
cirqus on March 5th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

licorice jefferson
Kster on March 5th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

“Little Bit Gary” wins for sure.
Clayton on March 5th, 2008 at 3:06 pm

Mine would be “Jake Chesterfield”.

Sounds convincing.
Sameer Vasta on March 5th, 2008 at 3:08 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you Jiggy Dixon.

Oooh yeah.
alstki on March 5th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Spike Drummond.
SeanSalmon on March 5th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

Snoopy Reade. I’m not sure that would work.
Sherri on March 5th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

Rusty Herbert. Sounds more like a position than a name, really…
Erik on March 5th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

Muffy Cameron!
Sammy on March 5th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

Samantha Sundance. I love love love it. OMG. I love it so much I’m off to buy feather boas in every color of the glorious rainbow. Hello.
phil on March 5th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

tiger decker
ron on March 5th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

KC Kirkwood
Alan on March 5th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

Here in England, this doesn’t really work. Patch College Road. See what I mean?
riggs on March 5th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

Koko Vine
Sheila Ryan on March 5th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

Alan, I thought you people all had addresses like: Jollity Farm, The Snugs, Berkinghamshire.
Chelsea on March 5th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

Oddly enough, mine is Jackie Brown
Tyler Knott Gregson on March 5th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

OOOh…mine is:

Clancy Touchstone

Hot.
Xander on March 5th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

Sandy Crompton. ‘Nuff said.
frumpiefox on March 5th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

I have the best (read worst) one ever:

Gimpy Magee

Gimpy was a ferret.
Roy Verhaag on March 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

Mmm… mine would be Sissy Tails
Jeremy Yamaguchi on March 5th, 2008 at 5:59 pm

Hammy Oak Knoll
Margaret on March 5th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

Goldie Mossvine. Not too bad.
Mr. on March 5th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

Princess Swamp

I’d be a after three a.m. only type show.
Hide the children.
Matt on March 5th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

Princess Swamp!

Hide the children, but I would probably only happen in a basement after three a.m. anyway.
Peter on March 5th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

Sugar Spruce
Robert on March 5th, 2008 at 6:56 pm

Tinkerbell Juniper.

Lacks zing.
Sheila Ryan on March 5th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

Scans well, though.
Jon on March 5th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

It would seem mine would be Chickie Salvador. I had a hamster, but it had no name. Can’t very well go with [] Salvador.
Riley on March 5th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

McDuff Dupont. Could work.
Christian on March 5th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

Anastasia Savage!
apittman on March 5th, 2008 at 8:29 pm

Pokey Cottrill
If at first you don’t succeed… « pro tempore on March 5th, 2008 at 8:41 pm

[...] bozo, dogs, drag queen name, muffin try a second drag queen name. Mine (if I were a drag queen!) would be Bozo 29th. Not quite right. But our second dog [...]
Harsh on March 5th, 2008 at 8:42 pm

Bonie Hudson

Ha!
Mary Jeys on March 5th, 2008 at 9:10 pm

Wait. Ken Tucky? I hope Ken was a horse.
Hoodie on March 5th, 2008 at 9:18 pm

Heineken Wolfrey.

If I was a guy this might work, but I’m thinking it’s not such a sexy name for a lass like myself. And yes, our dog was named after the beer.
Sheila Ryan on March 5th, 2008 at 9:28 pm

Re: Ken Tucky. I was wondering who in hell would name a street Tucky.
Laura on March 5th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

Grover Long View
Dan on March 5th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

Raven Walnut, pimptastic.
Dane on March 5th, 2008 at 10:39 pm

mine: Calli Megan. meh.

a few friends of mine:

Buffy Ridge
Dee Liberty
Yeti Chandler

and my personal favorite, Sable Baroque.
Alex Chee on March 5th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

Bandit Brentwood.
Jules on March 5th, 2008 at 11:11 pm

Karl Verbena. sucky.
nicovdwatt@gmail.com on March 6th, 2008 at 3:51 am

Lulu Maas
Olivia on March 6th, 2008 at 9:18 am

Pepper Hartsough. Now all I need are some wicked high platform shoes and a feather boa.
jer on March 6th, 2008 at 10:36 am

Miles Long
mich" on March 6th, 2008 at 11:09 am

Minouchette DesTours.

Not too bad !
cloeangel on March 6th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

Pinko Forsythe
Hmm, that’s my next WoW toon name. Pink-haired gnome!
that one guy on March 6th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

Molly Birchview.

…wow.
Andrew on March 6th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

Simka Corey, Russian mail-order bride turned stripper, at your service.

It started off with such promise…
Joe on March 6th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

Mack Gotham
angie on March 6th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

Brandy Fox
pambamboo on March 6th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

Sonny Drexel!

I love it and I’ll take it!
Alek Lindus on March 6th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

breeze lafayette
[breeze was a pony i stole for a day then the police came and took him back but he was my first short lived pet]
Sheila Ryan on March 6th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

Alek, the name “Breeze Lafayette” has a delicious Folies Bergère ring.

(Was Breeze the name you gave your pony-for-a-day — or was Breeze the name his lawful owners had bestowed on him?)
anon on March 6th, 2008 at 5:18 pm

Let’s see… I never had a pet. Let’s try Max:

Max North North Park

…what?!
Jennifer on March 6th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

PeeWee Monticello ! This is funny stuff!
Random_Tangent on March 6th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

Princess Sparkle Marconi.

Sheesh.
What's your drag queen / pornstar name? - MacNN Forums on March 6th, 2008 at 11:54 pm

[...] clusterflock via kottke: Drag Queen Name = (name of first pet) + (name of street you first lived on) mithras = [...]
Stas on March 7th, 2008 at 6:02 am

Matilda Marlborough
Jennifer on March 7th, 2008 at 9:35 am

Candy Jefferson
Kster on March 7th, 2008 at 9:38 am

This thread needs voting.
SalsaYogurt on March 7th, 2008 at 10:16 am

Stormy Ross - not bad, but if I use my current address/pet - it’s Siren Durango. Very draggy.
Ryan on March 7th, 2008 at 11:15 am

Bismark Belvidere

current…
Pedro Waller
-or-
Gabby Waller
Ryan on March 7th, 2008 at 11:15 am

oooh, and for my wife…

Tina Dakkar
Fred B on March 7th, 2008 at 11:32 am

Panda Bridge
LL on March 7th, 2008 at 11:34 am

Sambo Bellingrath
kcortez on March 7th, 2008 at 11:37 am

Max Cranewood. Works better as a “Porn Star” name I think.
sicasso on March 7th, 2008 at 11:44 am

a little late to the party, but here comes. . .

Peanuts Fox Hill
andrew Atchley on March 7th, 2008 at 11:51 am

nicodemus lexington, pleased to me ya!
gbenedict on March 7th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

I’m not sure I should admit this, but here goes.

Champ Minuteman
Melle on March 7th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Rusty Cyrus… sounds more like an old-time country music dude.
Weeze on March 7th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

I think mine is a goth drag queen: Gremlin Locust.
frumpiefox on March 7th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

My curent pet/street is dead-on stripper name:

Minnie Milano

Though it would suffice for a drag queen too.
Sheila Ryan on March 7th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

I understand, Champ. I’d be kind of embarrassed to reveal that I grew up on a street named Minuteman.
ms on March 7th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

diamond mayfair
madge on March 7th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

Per your rules: Peaches Fifth Avenue

I’ve heard it done First Pet + Mother’s Maiden Name = Drag Queen. And Middle Name + First Street = Porn Name. Either way NYC is screwing me on the street.
Amber on March 7th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

Obadiah Omar - yeah I know, kinda sad really.
Courtney on March 7th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

I am not making the pet name up, it was our first cat’s actual name:

Deviant Sheridan
Sheila Ryan on March 7th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

I keep waiting for someone to say “Dawn Davenport.”
butterfrei on March 7th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

Fatty S. Kline-Court

I added the hyphen to give it a top-lofty-ness
Jeff on March 7th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

Pretty Boy Dorrington (a cross-crossing dressing drag queen)
Jeff on March 7th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

Doh! I meant a “cross-cross dressing drag queen.”
Kathy on March 7th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

Tammy Twosome

Also works as a porn name, but Tammy Threesome would work better, eh?
Fill Myhole on March 7th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

Fill Myhole. Wait, how do you play this game? Did I win?
Lynn on March 7th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Sue Ling Vivion. Now THAT’S a drag queen name!
Morgan Garner on March 7th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

Nasty Slate Hill

I’m thinking that’s the worst drag queen name ever.
Kyle Wegner on March 7th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

Ariel Jackson. BLAND
slodwick on March 7th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

Simon South Shore.

How very blah.
Paul on March 7th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

Happy Kellogg
Chef Robare on March 7th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

Dog’s name was Snewly, Street was Pleasant Place, So:

Snewly Pleasant Place
Journie on March 7th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

Baby Marguerite
wen on March 7th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

Tommy Wolfe

Not too bad. I think he’s a gay porn star.

A couple of abodes ago, I would have been Tiger Lily Buena Vista. Definitely in the drag camp.
Amy Rittenhouse on March 7th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

Oscar Wooded
Alix on March 7th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

Mine’s terrible - ‘Rat Mill’
Mouser on March 7th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

Hrm… the real answer would be “Smokey 6th”, which sort of lacks pizzaz. But if I could take my current pet and the second street I ever lived on, then it would be much better:

Sir Groganov the Flatulent Sargent.
Yeah!
kayte on March 7th, 2008 at 5:29 pm

Cheerio Adams. nice!
Lester on March 7th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

Missy Roo Redoubt
Repete on March 7th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

Tuffy Junction
Dirk van de Bunt on March 8th, 2008 at 12:01 am

Boutros Rhone

Actually, it sounds more like my “secret agent” name than the other moniker choices.
BJ on March 8th, 2008 at 1:14 am

After meeting a local queen named “Beverly Hills” several years ago, I became “Hylan Parc” after Highland Park,Texas. If you know anything about it you understand. It’s cute, a little campy but total B!tch.
Xerxn on March 8th, 2008 at 1:18 am

Snuggles Heath:
Afro-Cuban, Arctic dwelling, clove tokin’…
par3182 on March 8th, 2008 at 4:15 am

Cheeky Daruka
violette on March 8th, 2008 at 10:56 am

fifi fairburn
dave on March 8th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

Calli Glenmina - I’m afraid that’s one drag queen you don’t want to see.
Cindy Scroggins on March 8th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

Didn’t anybody grow up on Beaver Street?
Jim on March 8th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

Fluffs Webster.
Dan on March 8th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

Joey Nottingham.
Chrissy on March 8th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

Tascha Severn.
Joël on March 8th, 2008 at 6:31 pm

Elle Emenopee

(patent pending!)
Mark on March 8th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

Let her know how you feel; Minerva Golden Hind
aw on March 8th, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Fudgie Hillside
Bishop on March 8th, 2008 at 11:26 pm

Fritz Hickok. Porn star.
Zach Bulick on March 9th, 2008 at 12:31 am

uh…Bc 56A Ave.
i think its sexy.
Got 2 on March 9th, 2008 at 6:39 am

“Cinderella Thunderpussy” and “Ubah Babee”
ztransmissions on March 9th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

i’m terry cherrywood and my sister is molly mohican.
ztransmissions on March 9th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

i also played this game in alaska with some guys i’d recently met, and we netted a max persimon, morris gladstone, and bandit simpson.
John Abbe on March 9th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

Marmalade Waverley (scary how well that works)
Chris on March 10th, 2008 at 12:02 pm

Dixie Hill
M on March 10th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

Frisky Rollins. Sweet.
Eli on March 10th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

We had two dogs and two houses when I was born.
I like the combinations
Rex Miranda (porn name) and
Misha Beck (drag name)
but maybe the other way is better?
ztransmissions on March 12th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

both are good. i think i like mischa miranda and rex beck.
Erica on March 13th, 2008 at 10:04 am

Trixie Fairview.
Sam on March 13th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

Rascal Irongate
Paige on March 17th, 2008 at 1:55 am

Foghorn Buena Vista - HWAAAOOONK!
Brian on March 22nd, 2008 at 3:37 pm

Ginger Green Manor
Ben on March 28th, 2008 at 11:46 am

Nip Knight?
Rick on March 28th, 2008 at 11:47 am

Sandy Bayfield
Alicia Cordero on March 28th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

Muffin Somerfield
Ethan on April 1st, 2008 at 2:39 am

LOL
Mine is Ebony Chestnut…..
Elycia on April 7th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

I’m the one, the only, the foxy, Roxie Hicks.
Joseph on April 8th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

Perfect!!
mine is: Foxy Queen Kalama
Greg on April 12th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

Mine is, according to the formula, Candy Kenmore. I LOVE it!

My partner’s is great too–Coco Roswell.

With names like that, I think we need to come up with an act!
Eric Heck on April 14th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

Drag Names not according to formula:
Leasa Space or Eileen Units (can you tell i do property management or what)
Or how about Bella Button-Lint.
Doing formula of dog/street:
Taffy McQueen

Everyone Take Care!
Kevin on April 21st, 2008 at 12:38 pm

Betty Windsor. I guess I was destined to be a queen from my very infancy,
Sheila Ryan on April 21st, 2008 at 12:56 pm

I imagine Betty Windsor in a twinset and pearls.
Chuck on May 4th, 2008 at 7:31 am

Bambi Lynn!
Herman on June 11th, 2008 at 2:37 am

Teddie Kingfisher……..LOL
Jack on June 11th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

Dee Dee Seville
sean on June 13th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

willy walnut XD
Danny on June 16th, 2008 at 11:31 am

Put on your best mascara girls…Miss Sparky 382 has just entered the building.
Ben Tonry on June 23rd, 2008 at 7:49 am

Tiny Market is mine according to the formula,

although I think my made up name is better;

Fannie Hertz
Danny Boy on July 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 am

My Drag Name sounds like a politician:

J. Perkins Garfield.

My porn name is better:

Jamie Pitt
Christian on July 11th, 2008 at 3:44 am

Well, mine just rocks!

introducing… Katia Aranjuez!
Sly King on July 23rd, 2008 at 12:47 am

The one, the only: Sly King.
Sounds more like a drag king name though.

My fiance’s is Peanut Strawberry. Heh.
Brucie on July 30th, 2008 at 9:10 am

My Name Is Bruce Bunten

Drag Name

The one and only

Lady Ophelia Cox
BB on August 13th, 2008 at 6:21 am

I really like mine!

Bitsy Sonora
Luuds on August 14th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

Okey…. Here we go….

Kitten Singsby

….. well I don’t know what to say… eh Catwoman’s long lost and genderly confused son?…. an alternate name would be

Tuffa Singsby

since we had two pets when I was born…. * BTW I’m from Finland and we have such boring street names*
Ken on August 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am

Skipper Anderson…not bad.
Rachel on August 19th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

Lilly Creekview…..

bwa ha ha!
rick on August 24th, 2008 at 8:42 am

Shatzie Knickerbocker

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