April 30, 2008


Dear America

Your SUV is now worthless.

comments

5 Responses to “Dear America”

  1. Andrew Simone on April 30th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    Thank God I totaled mine?

  2. Deron Bauman on April 30th, 2008 at 10:41 am

    the lord works in mysterious ways.

  3. Dear Jackass in the Escalade « GracefulFlavor on April 30th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    [...] Clusterflock’s Deron Bauman is right: America, your SUVs are now worthless. [...]

  4. Cooper Renner on May 1st, 2008 at 10:26 am

    My Honda Element is a wagon, not an SUV. I have gotten as high as 33 mpg on the highway.

  5. Jim on May 15th, 2008 at 9:04 am

    If you don’t want a big SUV, don’t get one. Simple as that.

    Did you ever try pulling a large trailer behind a Mini, anything? If it will even pull it, you are now in everyone’s way. Plus, it will not stop it safely if at all. When it comes to safely handling with a load or a trailer, I don’t want to be on the same road as the mini trying to do it.

    If you put a load on the mini anything, see where the gas milage goes. My gas guzzler will do better.

    When you see me filling mine with gas, remember my gas tank is twice as large to fill.

    Yes, it burns more fuel sometimes. While we are sitting in heavy traffic, it is about the same.

Leave a Reply