April 30, 2008

Dear Clusterflock

Tell me a story in the form of a recipe.

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  1. Deron Bauman on April 30th, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    one large grapefruit

    cut hole in grapefruit

    microwave grapefruit until warm (not too warm)

    serves one

  2. juian Merrow-Smith on May 1st, 2008 at 12:32 am

    Carefully take a glass out of the cupboard—quietly now. Crack an egg into it without breaking the yoke. Add a shot of vodka, a couple of dashes of vinegar, a teaspoon each of ketchup and worcester sauce and a couple of dashes of tobasco. Add a little salt and pepper an drink down in one gulp.

    Stand still for a moment to check everything is okay, then return to bed.

  3. matthew on May 1st, 2008 at 1:34 am

    Ingredients:

    1 straight girl
    1 straight boy
    1 gay boy

    Directions:
    Mix straight girl and gay boy until thorough friendship is formed. Add straight boy and shake well.

    Serves 3 broken hearts.

  4. The Errant Night » marvelous idea on May 1st, 2008 at 1:35 am

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  5. Daryl Scroggins on May 1st, 2008 at 7:58 am

    beat some eggs
    whip some cream
    (Oh, Charlotte) sugar
    gelatin in cold water
    and all together

    orange juice?
    chill

  6. Daryl Scroggins on May 1st, 2008 at 7:58 am

    P.S. And Deron wins the Gene Harrigate award!

  7. tk on May 1st, 2008 at 8:07 am

    Beer – several ounces
    1 shot gin w/ fried egg
    1/2 mushroom candy
    trash can worth of fireworks

    mix top ingredients and enjoy for a while… then add

    1 dose acid

    continue partying well into morning… you get a crazy 30th b-day party

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