Carefully take a glass out of the cupboard—quietly now. Crack an egg into it without breaking the yoke. Add a shot of vodka, a couple of dashes of vinegar, a teaspoon each of ketchup and worcester sauce and a couple of dashes of tobasco. Add a little salt and pepper an drink down in one gulp.
Stand still for a moment to check everything is okay, then return to bed.
one large grapefruit
cut hole in grapefruit
microwave grapefruit until warm (not too warm)
serves one
Carefully take a glass out of the cupboard—quietly now. Crack an egg into it without breaking the yoke. Add a shot of vodka, a couple of dashes of vinegar, a teaspoon each of ketchup and worcester sauce and a couple of dashes of tobasco. Add a little salt and pepper an drink down in one gulp.
Stand still for a moment to check everything is okay, then return to bed.
Ingredients:
1 straight girl
1 straight boy
1 gay boy
Directions:
Mix straight girl and gay boy until thorough friendship is formed. Add straight boy and shake well.
Serves 3 broken hearts.
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beat some eggs
whip some cream
(Oh, Charlotte) sugar
gelatin in cold water
and all together
orange juice?
chill
P.S. And Deron wins the Gene Harrigate award!
Beer - several ounces
1 shot gin w/ fried egg
1/2 mushroom candy
trash can worth of fireworks
mix top ingredients and enjoy for a while… then add
1 dose acid
continue partying well into morning… you get a crazy 30th b-day party