April 22, 2008


sex skills for christian husbands

Barry’s praise of Lawrence Weschler’s book prompted a google search which led to this.

This is the same Robert Irwin, right Barry?

posted by Deron Bauman in art, books, family, gender, how to, humans, photography, relationships, religion, self-help, sex, sexuality, teaching, tips and tricks, web sites 

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21 Responses to “sex skills for christian husbands”

  1. Deron Bauman on April 22nd, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    sex skills for christian husbands, step one:
    imagine your wife is a man.

    step two:

  2. Barry Stone on April 22nd, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    That’s Robert Irwin, whose favorite line from the Song of Solomon must be Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies. God love the internets. God love twins.

  3. Amy Mabli on April 22nd, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    See, that picture is the type of thing that makes my vagina crawl up into my uterus and my uterus retract up into my body somewhere where it cannot be find, maybe somewhere behind my ear. My vaginal lips seal up tighter than any Seal-A-Meal has ever sealed up a leftover pork chop. All of this happens in order to never, ever, ever, have the possibility of this man’s penis and genetic material anywhere near my (old, but still kickin’) eggs.

  4. Deron Bauman on April 22nd, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    you’ve read the book then?

  5. Rick Neece on April 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 am

    Who wouldn’t want to tap that?

  6. Cindy Scroggins on April 23rd, 2008 at 8:56 am

    Rick, you made me spew.

    You know, our meanness is only outdone by our niceness.

    Viva la clusterflock!

  7. Daryl Scroggins on April 23rd, 2008 at 9:04 am

    I don’t know–he probably has his head oiled up like that for a reason. Maybe something involving a female donkey.

  8. Sheila Ryan on April 23rd, 2008 at 9:15 am

    He’d better not go abusing donkeys, else he’ll have Alek Lindus after him.

  9. Daryl Scroggins on April 23rd, 2008 at 9:32 am

    I think he could get some ideas here:

    http://www.zonezero.com/exposiciones/fotografos/witkin2/index.html

  10. Daryl Scroggins on April 23rd, 2008 at 9:33 am

    I think he might find some ideas here:

    http://www.zonezero.com/exposiciones/fotografos/witkin2/index.html

  11. Daryl Scroggins on April 23rd, 2008 at 9:38 am

    I think he could get some ideas here. (See the third photo in particular)

  12. Cindy Scroggins on April 23rd, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Um, Deron. I think we might need a new category.

    A big one.

  13. Michael Smith on April 23rd, 2008 at 9:53 am

    Does this book come with a free copy of that Monty Python single…

    every sperm is sacred;every sperm is great; if a sperm is wasted; God gets quite irrate

  14. Cindy Scroggins on April 23rd, 2008 at 10:07 am

    Sheila, Daryl is nasty.

  15. Sheila Ryan on April 23rd, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Joel-Peter Witkin is second in popularity only to Thomas Kinkade within a certain narrow demographic.

  16. Sheila Ryan on April 23rd, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    I just had to cut loose with this.

    sex skills for christian husbands, step one:
    imagine your wife is a man.

    step two:

    Step Two: “Bend over/Let me see you shake a tailfeather!”

  17. Rick Neece on April 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Step four:
    Quietly kneel and remove your underpants.

  18. Sheila Ryan on April 23rd, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    Rick, are you back home in America’s Heartland now, hon?

    ‘Cause if you are, it sure hasn’t dulled your wit. Not a whit.

  19. Cindy Scroggins on April 23rd, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    I’ve got it! All day I’ve scrolled past this picture and, in addition to the obvious creep-out, I’ve kept thinking that he reminds me of someone. And I just realized who it is: This guy is a fat, American version of Tim Curry!

  20. Rick Neece on April 23rd, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    I’m sitting on a layover in M’waukee. Half hour to board for the leg home. I just posted a muy witty response to your question above, clicked the wrong button and lost it. Ah well.

    I completely stole this wit from a song by A-3, who in an earlier world did the theme to The Sopranos. This wit-bit, actually paraphrased lyric comes from Exile on Cold Harbor Lane, Hypo Full of Love (The Twelve Step Program). To sort-of quote Cooper…If you don’t know A-3, you should.

  21. Sheila Ryan on April 23rd, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    “Wit-bit.” I’m stealin’.

    Hope you’re home by now.

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