May 21, 2008


dear clusterflock

What are you afraid of?

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27 Responses to “dear clusterflock”

  1. Tracy Hinshaw on May 21st, 2008 at 11:45 am

    Dying. Not death. Just the part that happens right before it.

  2. Daryl Scroggins on May 21st, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Cindy falls down a lot (ear problems as a child did lasting damage to her balance), and several times I have been right beside her when–there she went, sometimes injuring herself. And that’s what I fear more than anything: seeing Cindy or a loved one falling in a way that is sure to cause serious injury or death–and there I am, reaching, but too late. It appears in my dreams and wakes me up, heart pounding.

  3. Deron Bauman on May 21st, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    possums.

  4. Tracy Hinshaw on May 21st, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    and chalk.

  5. Mike D. on May 21st, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    Failure and the pool drain.

  6. Sheila Ryan on May 21st, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Deron, can you say what it is about possums that frightens you? Is it their ugliness? Is it all those teeth? Is it the fact that they are basically identical with creatures who shared the earth with dinosaurs? Is it their defensive technique of blowing spit bubbles?

    Here’s a mildly intriguing realization that just came to me: The only other person whom I ever knew to express a fear o’ possums was, like yourself, born in Tehran.

  7. Deron Bauman on May 21st, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    I think it’s to do with the eyes, but there is a textural thing about it too which I can’t even begin to think about putting into words. Some association they have for me that borders on synesthesia.

  8. Sheila Ryan on May 21st, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    For years on end I was Afraid of the Dark. Seriously Afraid of the Dark. Then sometime in my mid-twenties it struck me that I was no longer Afraid of the Dark. I’ve no idea what happened to break the spell.

  9. Daryl Scroggins on May 21st, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    Possum: old uncle with a moldy coat–and gummy bears matted in the pockets.

  10. Daryl Scroggins on May 21st, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    I have a fear of cloth napkins. Especially if I’m eating something with my hands that is greasy.

    Also: I’m afraid of walking over a grating in the street when I have my keys in my hand.

  11. Billy Hoya on May 21st, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    Being stuck in a dead end desk job for 20 years.

  12. Rick Neece on May 21st, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    I fear anxiety attacks. The first of mine came in college.

    Most often they’re brought on by being in places where, if I were to have a personal emergency, I can’t immediately get up and take care of it. Being in the middle of a long row of theater seats, being by the window on an aircraft or being stuck on the tarmac while being told to keep my seat.

    I compensate by knowing where bathrooms are at (nearly) all times, by getting aisle seats. If all else fails, I try to mentally go to some zen-like place. I close my eyes, lay my hands in my lap and try to see how relaxed I can make my hands. If I’m lucky and it often works, my hands melt into my thighs.

    Thankfully, anymore, it hardly ever happens. Still the feeling nags.

  13. Deron Bauman on May 21st, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    the disapproval of women.

  14. Mary Jeys on May 21st, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    I’m like REALLY afraid of dropping/breaking/submersing my iPhone. I take everything out of my pockets in bathrooms so I can SEE where the iPhone is. I grip the phone pretty hard when walking over gratings big enough to fit a falling iPhone. It’s ridiculous- it becomes like an obsession when I am moving to make sure the iPhone is okay in my pocket.

  15. Vin Reddy on May 21st, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    An accidental needlestick during biopsies and procedures. One rushed move or misplaced syringe and my career is over. Yipes.

    I also don’t like clowns or horses.

  16. Vin Reddy on May 21st, 2008 at 8:44 pm
  17. Andrew Simone on May 21st, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Gosh. I actually am finding this a hard question. For a long time I feared failure but I have “failed” so many times in the past few years that it has become an old hat. I now view it as a strength, almost a thing to strive for: I tried, I failed.

    I also used to fear not knowing but after a number of years of trying to know everything about everything I realized that was an impossibility and I have found that liberating.

    Now I think I simply fear losing my freedom in any.all aspects from mundane political to serious relationships.

  18. david grossblatt on May 21st, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    long tailed cats in a room full of rocking chairs

  19. Kris on May 22nd, 2008 at 1:59 am

    The new baby.

  20. Jeff Ventura on May 22nd, 2008 at 8:35 am

    Kris: understandable, but before long that “fear” is one of the best things that will ever happen to you. Just have patience and an open mind. And enjoy the ride.

  21. Cindy Scroggins on May 22nd, 2008 at 8:51 am

    I’m afraid of slipping from delightful eccentricity into full-blown psychosis.

  22. Kathy Hilen-Smith on May 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    phobia guide

    (ain’t nuthin sceers me)

  23. jenny on May 22nd, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    I am intensely afraid of limb loss. It is a sever phobia — though I don’t know what the name of it is — and… gah. I can’t handle it. I can’t even write more about it.

  24. a on May 22nd, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    the government

  25. Clip from an Imaginary Vampire Possum Film : clusterflock on May 23rd, 2008 at 10:47 am

    [...] Warning: This clip may be too intense for Deron Bauman. [...]

  26. Ashok on May 23rd, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    I still find myself afraid of the dark after all these years (i’m 23). Recently i discovered i’m especially afraid of seeing a door in the dark with light coming in the the sides, like the twilight zone.

    oh also i am deathly scared of horror movies.

  27. Alek Lindus on May 23rd, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    earthquakes and wind that makes the roof groan

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