May 1, 2008
Bush: Magic and Grand Theft Auto Will Boost Economy
Washington, DC — In the waning days of his tenure, President George W. Bush faces dismal economic worries highlighted by rising gas prices, plummeting housing values, and stagnant American Idol audience participation.
Mr. Bush’s job approval ratings are sliding toward an unprecedented value lower than 0.1%. This would be the first time below-zero numbers have been used to rank a U.S. president, although they are commonly applied to TV reality shows and fast-food chicken sandwiches.
“If there was a magic wand to wave, I’d be waving it, of course,” the President said in a White House Rose Garden Q&A session Tuesday, “But there is no magic wand to wave right now.”
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