May 3, 2008

Cindy–Willing to Consult for a Fee

Last night I was the designated driver, so Cindy was in good form with the spontaneous renaming of cars–as with her previous comments on cluster that mentioned the Chrysler Hubris and the Buick Downpour. Here are some she reeled off at a speed that made it dangerous for me to drive:

Cadillac Expletive
Toyota Pious
Jeep Charon
Audi Titty
Honda elimae
Chevy Taco
Ford Fairway
Dodge Velcro

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comments

  1. Cooper Renner on May 3rd, 2008 at 11:27 am

    I love ‘em, especially the first!

  2. Sheila Ryan on May 3rd, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Second one’s pretty damn good, too. All of ‘em, in fact.

    Cindy Scroggins: Branding Diva.

  3. Jordan Running on May 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    I love Dodge Velcro… except for the Dodge part. I would gleefully drive, say, a Toyota Velcro or even a Hyundai Velcro.

  4. Sheila Ryan on May 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Reckon I’m driving me a Honda elimae.

    Shoot. Oughta write a song.

  5. Alek Lindus on May 3rd, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    i got to have an audi titty

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