May 23, 2008
I Love Texas
Where else will you find a naked mother arguing with her son who accidentally shoots herself in the finger?
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Where else will you find a naked mother arguing with her son who accidentally shoots herself in the finger?
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Blue Velvet
oh, Bertha.
are you ever disappointed when a story like this doesn’t take place in texas?
Yes.
I take it personally when a story like this doesn’t take place in Texas.
“She then went into the bedroom to load the gun when she shot her finger.”
Would she have shot her son if she hadn’t shot her finger?
Oh no, Michael. That’s not how things work in Texas. If she hadn’t shot her finger, she would have shot either her foot or her neighbor.
‘Tina Robinson, Ms. McElroy’s daughter, said the shooting was an accident and that her mother was not nude. “There was no argument at all,” she said.’
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for…