May 12, 2008


What People at Work Say About Me

They sort of like me sometimes but I talk too much.

I smell like Skyline chili even though I seldom eat there.

My legs are very hairy and stay white all summer.

I have perfect hair.

Whatever I’m having for lunch looks really disgusting.

I’m a fucking know-it-all.

They’d do me.

posted by Michael Grant Smith in business, observations 

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4 Responses to “What People at Work Say About Me”

  1. Cooper Renner on May 12th, 2008 at 9:15 am

    I, on the other hand, had (when I was “in” education) the worst hair in education.

    My legs are hairy, but capable of being tanned.

  2. Deron Bauman on May 12th, 2008 at 9:34 am

    you’re talking about us, aren’t you Michael.

  3. Sheila Ryan on May 12th, 2008 at 10:20 am

    Michael, I am so sorry about your lunches and the disgust they engender. Guess I should have flash-frozen those loose-meat sandwiches and packed them in dry ice. And I probably should have shipped them air express rather than ground service.

  4. Michael Grant Smith on May 12th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    I think Wednesday is going to be curried loose-meat day.

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