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1. Cindy Scroggins on May 9th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

   I’d go for the halter dress and that yellow sunhat.

2. Sheila Ryan on May 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

   A lovely frock, of course — but not so lovely that you show up the bride (a principle that precludes your arriving in a Cinderella coach, alas).

3. Cindy Scroggins on May 9th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

   Did you get invited to the reception, too?

4. Deron Bauman on May 9th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

   yes! the invitation said something about my symmetry.

5. Cindy Scroggins on May 9th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

   Oh, good. In that case, you should probably wear long gloves to show off those 32-inseam arms.

6. Sheila Ryan on May 9th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

   Ooh, yes — and maybe a vintage Kenneth Jay Lane bracelet.

   However . . . is this a morning, afternoon or evening wedding?

7. Sheila Ryan on May 9th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

   Ah, hell. The thing to do is consult Rick Neece.

8. Rick Neece on May 9th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

   Hickey-Freeman suit, ostriche boots, Stetson (hat and cologne), turquoise bolo tie?

9. Sheila Ryan on May 9th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

   Whew! An InstaMagic fashion consultation from Rick!

10. Rick Neece on May 9th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Forgot to ask if you want to stand out or fit in?

11. Deron Bauman on May 9th, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    love your first suggestion, Rick. anything y’all want me to say to George?

12. Rick Neece on May 9th, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    If you happen to find yourself standing next to him at the urinal, if he asks a question, just say, “Oh, I don’t know, I’m jus’ standin’ here tryin’ to do mah bidness.”

13. Deron Bauman on May 9th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    love it!

    I hope he gives me a nickname.

    bidness would be good.

14. Rick Neece on May 9th, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    Later, at the press conference:

    “Oh, I don’t know, go over there and ask Bidness, he seems to know how to focus.”

15. Deron Bauman on May 9th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    I hope I’m done pissing by then.

16. Cooper Renner on May 9th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    “Low-cut frock, and your bird’s-nest hair,
    Stiletto heels and the way that you swear. . . ”

    (Faces, “You’re So Rude”: lyrics by Ronnie Lane, I think)

17. Sheila Ryan on May 9th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    Splutter! Cooper, that’s so . . . fine.

18. marcia weiner on May 9th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    Maternity dress

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