The first few poops a kid will have are like black tar. Then, after the kids start nursing the poops become yellow, sometimes this is quite sticky. The mother may, of may not, keep her kid’s butt clean. You need to make sure the poop is cleaned off, especially, since it can dry on their butts and actually clog them up so they are poops anymore. The poops will stay yellow until the kid start eating solid food. As they start eating solid food, the poops become brown.
Would a goat be appreciated, do you think?
Goat poop. I’ll try it with the next thing I send them. Though I’ve never even figured out how to send them anything.
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and regarding goat poop:
A copy of Marsupial, together with a black tar-like substance — now that should wake ‘em up there on the fifth floor.
Wow. Thanks for the advice. About how to keep a kid’s butt clean. That may come in handy.
Oy vey, back to the poop. It always comes back to the poop.
Goat poop is special.
If you squint your brain, clusterflock is a poop-centric universe.
If it goes long enough every conversation turns to shit.