Comments on: Boss-speak Bingo

By: Kathy Hilen-Smith

Kathy Hilen-Smith — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:03:47 +0000

Amy. Will you be my boss?

By: Amy Mabli

Amy Mabli — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:36:14 +0000

I’m thinking of incorporating some ghetto slang into the office speak. I think this could take off.

You best be cascading down new shit to your peoples.

We be assessin’ and mitigatin’ immediate impacts, and developing a high-level overview to help frame da conversatiatin’ wid our customers and key snatchholders.

Yo, we best be rollin forward together.

Focus on living large values and keepin’ it Gangsta.

By: Kathy Hilen-Smith

Kathy Hilen-Smith — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:07:26 +0000

I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It’s going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.

Relax Derek, it will all be over soon.

By: Derek

Derek — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:25:01 +0000

the proper term for this is bullshit bingo. The particular ones that have been making me cringe are “low-hanging fruit” and the one about building the airplane while we are flying it. Ocassionally some new ones emerge, like when I heard the term Goat Rodeo, i looked it up and evidently it’s considered bullshit bingo, but nevertheless I took it for the name of a blog!

By: Deron Bauman

Deron Bauman — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:20:00 +0000

yeah, this definitely isn’t heaven.

By: Amy Mabli

Amy Mabli — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:03:35 +0000

If you want this to continue to be the happiest day of the year, quit talking about virgins, you dick.

By: Michael Grant Smith

Michael Grant Smith — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:35:13 +0000

Welcome home, Deron.

By: Deron Bauman

Deron Bauman — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:46:05 +0000

are we in heaven? where are my virgins?

By: Kathy Hilen-Smith

Kathy Hilen-Smith — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:43:34 +0000

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By: Deron Bauman

Deron Bauman — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:35:48 +0000

I’m too busy leveraging synergies to speak to that right now.