Could have got me a raccoon penis bone just now

June 4, 2008

Could have got me a raccoon penis bone just now

But I’m too tender-hearted.

You know, where I live the garbage dumpsters are inside this cute little shed. And just twenty minutes ago, out I went to the shed with a bag of garbage slung over my shoulder. Walked into the shed and commenced to hoist and heave when I looked down into the one dumpster and there was a raccoon all curled up and fast asleep. (Or sick.)

So I heaved my garbage into the other bin. Gently. Quietly. I did think about dashing back to the house for either my mobile-phone camera or my big-girl camera so I could snap a shot to illustrate this post . . .

But I’m too tender-hearted. Didn’t want to disturb the ~~critter~~ varmint.

posted by Sheila Ryan in animals | * | 2 comments

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Olly on June 5th, 2008 at 4:54 am

How do you know the varmint wasn’t just playing dead so he could creep up on you later and steal all your chocolates? Hmm?
Sheila Ryan on June 5th, 2008 at 7:53 am

Actually, I think he was hungover.

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