June 25, 2008


Cow in Mergers and Acquisitions

The cow who leads a lot of the company’s buyouts and takeover bids is an expert negotiator. No one who looks into her profound, liquid eyes is unmoved.

posted by Aaron Winslow in animals, business, nature 

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21 Responses to “Cow in Mergers and Acquisitions”

  1. jandek on June 25th, 2008 at 10:01 am

    Do you mean unmooved?

  2. Aaron Winslow on June 25th, 2008 at 10:15 am

    You know, I live in Houston. I’d love to meet you.

  3. Sheila Ryan on June 25th, 2008 at 10:49 am

    This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

  4. jandek on June 25th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Everyone would love to meet me. I recieve frightening letters sometimes.

    Here’s the five songs of the day:

    Honeymoon Child - Bill Callahan
    Tommib Help Bus - Squarepusher
    Ceremony - New Order
    Thicker Than a Smokey - Six Organs of Admittance
    Jesus is a Dying Bedmaker - John Fahey

  5. Sheila Ryan on June 25th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    Jandek, are you man enough to play the clusterflockstock Main Stage?

    (If you are, you are pretty manly. I am only manly enough to listen to Fahey’s “Jesus Is a Dying Bedmaker” once every couple of years.)

  6. jandek on June 25th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    I don’t know what will be, in a year’s time. How’s that Bill Callahan contact coming along, Sheila? I feel I’ve made my demands clear.

  7. Sheila Ryan on June 25th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Sheila is very busy, doing deals and signing that and trying to make some girl. Could Jandek’s people get with my people, maybe next week?

  8. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    In other words, Sheila can’t get no satisfaction.

    uh hey hey hey

  9. Sheila Ryan on June 25th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    You got it, Cindy. I’m thinking that Jandek can’t be a man ’cause he doesn’t smoke the same cigarettes as me.

  10. jandek on June 25th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    send me a letter with your offer. my p.o. box is findable, online. I do not have a website or email. my work’s not really for everybody…

  11. Sheila Ryan on June 25th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    It’s okay, Jandek. Really, it is, punkin. Keep in mind: I’m not Everybody (a declaration open to a multiplicity of interpretations).

    Jandek. Punkin? Are you okay, sweetie?

  12. Sheila Ryan on June 25th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    Jandek? Baby? Are you there? How’s it hangin’, precious? Look. Sweetie? Maybe (and this is just a suggestion, babycat), maybe you might want to infuse your work with just a little touch of Bo Diddley.

  13. jandek on June 25th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    I invented bo diddley.

  14. Sheila Ryan on June 25th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    Shit. Did you invent the Everly Brothers, too?

  15. jandek on June 25th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    no, kittentits, that was all you.

  16. Sheila Ryan on June 25th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Ah. Somehow I feel as though a great weight has lifted.

  17. Cindy Scroggins on June 25th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Kittentits.

    Wow.

  18. Sheila Ryan on June 25th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    The great weight of my kittentits.

  19. jandek on June 25th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    Ohhh Cindy. I think you figured out who I am.

  20. Deron Bauman on June 25th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    kittentits will need to be added to the lexicon.

  21. Sheila Ryan on June 25th, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    As one of my pseudonyms. Kittentits Ryan.

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