June 30, 2008
economic trouble in the ’service’ industry
The Moonlite BunnyRanch, a brothel in Nevada, is struggling because high gas prices are keeping the customers away but Dennis Hoff, owner, has a plan to get people in the door:
Under a promotion under way at the Moonlite BunnyRanch near Carson City, the first 100 customers who arrive with government stimulus checks receive twice the services for the same regular price.
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Reminds me of the 2-for-1 drink happy hour they do at the family restaurants around here. An order for a gin and tonic gets two g&ts delivered to your table, but by the time you’re done with the first, the second is lukewarm, limp, and generally insipid.