June 6, 2008


Man Stuck, Naked, Inside Porta-Potty

Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.

I fully expect this guy to join clusterflock someday.

posted by Cindy Scroggins in adventure, alcohol, poop 

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14 Responses to “Man Stuck, Naked, Inside Porta-Potty”

  1. Mary Jeys on June 6th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    oh please, please! Come join the flock, Mister! We already love you!

  2. Sheila Ryan on June 6th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Was he a vampire, do you think? Who’d lingered too long — till daybreak, perhaps?

  3. Cindy Scroggins on June 6th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    I guess he could be a vampire–although I’m pretty sure he would have found a way to elude the cops if that were the case. I think he’s more likely just one of us mortal flocker types.

  4. Kyle Wegner on June 6th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Hey guys! Sorry I took so long. Had to wipe off some of that gunk. Did I miss anything?

  5. Sheila Ryan on June 6th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    Guess he’s not a vampire.

  6. Cindy Scroggins on June 6th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    No. A vampire would know what he missed.

  7. Alek Lindus on June 6th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    what did he miss? i’m dense

  8. Daryl Scroggins on June 6th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    Ninja. There’s a long tradition of ninjas hiding in the shit-slurry beneath a royal one-holer to get that one shot at an asshole-to-mouth sword skewering.

  9. Cindy Scroggins on June 6th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    Oh, Alek, Sheila and I (and Sheila and Deron, and Deron and I) just go nuts sometimes. This isn’t worth explaining, believe me!

  10. Amy Mabli on June 6th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    If he can get a wireless connection down in there, I think he should join the flock.

  11. Deron Bauman on June 6th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    give me a sec to get cleaned up and I’ll send myself an invitation.

  12. Sheila Ryan on June 6th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    I like Daryl’s explanation of Ninja tradition.

    But I’m not only dense with respect to Cindy’s “a vampire would know what he missed”, I’m now baffled by my own observation, “Guess he’s not a vampire”. Honestly, sometimes I have no idea what I’m going on about.

  13. Cindy Scroggins on June 7th, 2008 at 9:26 am

    Sheila, that’s what I like about us.

    One thing does occur to me. This guy was drunk, naked, and inside the tank, yet he managed not to drop his cell phone into the toilet.

    I’m just sayin’.

  14. Katherine in Utah on June 10th, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    Gurgle….gurgle…..gurgle……Can you hear me now??? Wow this place could use a Glade Stickup Airfreshener! Somebody, stop me.

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