I’m with Fish about the photo. Especially fine is the “won’t back down” expression” on the face of Jodee Berry, former Hooters waitress, and the plain white non-Hooters T-shirt she wears for this photo op in her lawyer’s office.
Here’s another way to think of it, from a conversation I overheard at the Erotic Warehouse (1246 W Randolph, Chicago, IL). A couple of women were comparison-shopping, and one said to the other, “Girl! You don’t want that. This here is what you want — you get two more inches for the same price.”
Now that’s just cruel. Poor little thing doesn’t have the frontal lobes to appreciate the humor. Her active brain cells are too busy managing her other “assets” and “titillating” her clients to bother with abstract reasoning and humor. She probably nearly burst a mammary in that instant that she thought she was getting a car.
Actually, she won the case in court for an undisclosed amount. Her lawyer was quoted as saying she go go to a dealership and buy any Toyota she wanted with the money she won.
this whole thing is very “america — fuck yeah!” — the pic especially. nice.
That’s the new hybrid GM is bringing out.
The toy looks like Yoda: The Dildo Edition if you ask me.
I’m with Fish about the photo. Especially fine is the “won’t back down” expression” on the face of Jodee Berry, former Hooters waitress, and the plain white non-Hooters T-shirt she wears for this photo op in her lawyer’s office.
Are those really Hooter’s boobs? REALLY? Come on now.
No. Those are hers. They make you return the Hooter’s boobs to the company when you leave their employment.
Oh, right. I thought you owned them. But it makes sense given their boob non-compete clause.
Is it me or do their eyes look similar?
You’re right, press agent!
Also, note the great care she has taken to cover her ears with her hair.
Hmmm.
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And it looks as though she hasn’t even taken her new toy Yoda out of its box.
“The toy looks like Yoda: The Dildo Edition if you ask me.”
Wonder what kind of mileage it gets?
Here’s another way to think of it, from a conversation I overheard at the Erotic Warehouse (1246 W Randolph, Chicago, IL). A couple of women were comparison-shopping, and one said to the other, “Girl! You don’t want that. This here is what you want — you get two more inches for the same price.”
Now that’s just cruel. Poor little thing doesn’t have the frontal lobes to appreciate the humor. Her active brain cells are too busy managing her other “assets” and “titillating” her clients to bother with abstract reasoning and humor. She probably nearly burst a mammary in that instant that she thought she was getting a car.
Still funny, after more than year.
Believe it or not, the restaurant DID buy her a toyota as compensation.
Actually, she won the case in court for an undisclosed amount. Her lawyer was quoted as saying she go go to a dealership and buy any Toyota she wanted with the money she won.
lol i actually find your comments funnier than the story… good work guys