June 3, 2008


The Unhealthiest Drink in America

Baskin Robbin’s Large Heath Bar Shake (32 oz)
2,310 calories
266 g sugar
108 g fat (64 g saturated)

Should I eat 60 slices of bacon or get a Heath Shake? I can’t decide.

posted by Amy Mabli in food, health 

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12 Responses to “The Unhealthiest Drink in America”

  1. Garrett on June 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    What about having a bacon milkshake?

    If that’s not heaven, I don’t know what is.

  2. Daryl Scroggins on June 3rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Today’s Special: Heath Bar Shake, Grande Bacon Basket, Cheddar Jalapeno Biscuits (3) and Gravy. Buy two orders–get an extra basket of chili-cheese fries.

  3. Tim Chambers on June 3rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Needs some Kahlúa.

  4. Andrew Simone on June 3rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    I love how “Heath” and “Health” are only on letter away from each other.

  5. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    I wonder whether this is like the shake my friend Melanie ordered at Jack-in-the-Box back when we were in high school, of which she memorably observed that it was “too thick to suck”.

  6. Amy Mabli on June 3rd, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Nothing’s too thick to suck, but when you’re in high school everything seems hard.

  7. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    SOS! Wait — no — – I mean: swallowing, eh, something.

  8. Rick Neece on June 3rd, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    You can’t be too rich or too thick.

  9. Rick Neece on June 3rd, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Is it stealing if you steal it off a billboard?

  10. Rick Neece on June 3rd, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Er, appropriate, I mean.

  11. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    Depends on whether you get caught. Or get rich before you get caught.

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