Comments on: The Unhealthiest Drink in America

By: Don’t Drink Your Calories « Lower Eat Side

Don’t Drink Your Calories « Lower Eat Side — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:23:00 +0000

[...] as Cluster Flock says, “Should I eat 60 slices of bacon or get a Heath Shake?” Oh, [...]

By: Sheila Ryan

Sheila Ryan — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:48:17 +0000

Depends on whether you get caught. Or get rich before you get caught.

By: Rick Neece

Rick Neece — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:40:16 +0000

Er, appropriate, I mean.

By: Rick Neece

Rick Neece — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:39:38 +0000

Is it stealing if you steal it off a billboard?

By: Rick Neece

Rick Neece — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:35:36 +0000

You can’t be too rich or too thick.

By: Sheila Ryan

Sheila Ryan — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:33:03 +0000

SOS! Wait — no — – I mean: swallowing, eh, something.

By: Amy Mabli

Amy Mabli — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:30:26 +0000

Nothing’s too thick to suck, but when you’re in high school everything seems hard.

By: Sheila Ryan

Sheila Ryan — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:17:41 +0000

I wonder whether this is like the shake my friend Melanie ordered at Jack-in-the-Box back when we were in high school, of which she memorably observed that it was “too thick to suck”.

By: Andrew Simone

Andrew Simone — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:16:17 +0000

I love how “Heath” and “Health” are only on letter away from each other.

By: Tim Chambers

Tim Chambers — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:47:31 +0000

Needs some Kahlúa.