July 22, 2008


An open letter to Cooper’s young relations

I reiterate your uncle’s threat and enjoin you: Don’t y’all be bothering that bunny. If you do, you will feel my wrath. And I may even call Cindy and put her onto y’all. Then you’ll be entering a world of pain. Because Cindy may hate begonias, but she’s Hell-and-Jesus on boys who bother bunnies.

posted by Sheila Ryan in advice, animals 

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2 Responses to “An open letter to Cooper’s young relations”

  1. Cindy Scroggins on July 22nd, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    Boys who bother bunnies will be beaten with batons.

  2. Sheila Ryan on July 22nd, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    That should do it. I don’t think the boys had commenced to bother the bunny in an active sense when Cooper called them out, but they were engaging in such activities as might likely bother the bunny, who was nearby.

    I figure it never really hurts boys to threaten ‘em now and again.

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