Our guitar player Jake once drove through New Mexico and saw a sign reading
“Jake brake prohibited”. It took him a good five days to drive the rest of the way
back to the Texas border, as he was afraid to drive over 10 miles an hour.
He never could figure out why he as singled out that way.
Dear Sheila,
I played that hole yesterday and bogied it before I quite knew what was happening.
Have a care.
Sincerely,
The World
Imaginary bogey.
Dear Sheila,
I stand corrected.
Sincerely,
The World
Off to one side, in the middle of the burned spot at the bottom, is another stone, reading: Idiot should’ve applied brakes, ayuh.
Much better than a plastic floral shrine or a mess of teddy bears and Mylar balloons.
Our guitar player Jake once drove through New Mexico and saw a sign reading
“Jake brake prohibited”. It took him a good five days to drive the rest of the way
back to the Texas border, as he was afraid to drive over 10 miles an hour.
He never could figure out why he as singled out that way.
“Everything’s Jake.”