Dear Jesus.
posted by Deron Bauman in alcohol, animals, anthropology | * | 9 comments
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Deron Bauman, Assassin.
Deron Bauman, The Thief of Baghdad.
Oh Matt, Jesus doesn’t need a snorkel; not when he’s wearing a wire. And where did that idea for oceans come from anyway? Somebody has been reading my mind!
Every time you talk to Jesus a blog dies.
I hope you’re happy.
I’ll pray for each of you. All of you. I’m serious.
thank you, Jesus.
You are all forgiven. Each of you. All. Hallelujah. Now go in peace and make it a great day.
Dear Matt,
Stealing ideas from blogs that no one reads is murder.
Incorrectly calling a site “dot com” instead of “dot org” is more like criminal negligence.
May Jesus guide and protect you.
PS Most days, Jesus hates you.
What the fuck is wrong with that guy? Somebody tell me. I need to know.
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Deron Bauman, Assassin.
Deron Bauman, The Thief of Baghdad.
Oh Matt, Jesus doesn’t need a snorkel; not when he’s wearing a wire. And where did that idea for oceans come from anyway? Somebody has been reading my mind!
Every time you talk to Jesus a blog dies.
I hope you’re happy.
I’ll pray for each of you. All of you. I’m serious.
thank you, Jesus.
You are all forgiven. Each of you. All. Hallelujah. Now go in peace and make it a great day.
Dear Matt,
Stealing ideas from blogs that no one reads is murder.
Incorrectly calling a site “dot com” instead of “dot org” is more like criminal negligence.
May Jesus guide and protect you.
PS Most days, Jesus hates you.
What the fuck is wrong with that guy? Somebody tell me. I need to know.