July 31, 2008


Dear Jesus

Is the Jandek that comments on clusterflock the real Jandek? Does more than one person comment on clusterflock as Jandek? If more than one person comments at clusterflock as Jandek, and one of them is the real Jandek, is the Jandek that wants to post on clusterflock the real Jandek?

Yours in submission and fear,

posted by Deron Bauman in dear clusterflock, religion 

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16 Responses to “Dear Jesus”

  1. “I Am the Walrus” : clusterflock on July 31st, 2008 at 11:05 am

    [...] recent letter to Jesus concerning the identity (or identities) of clusterflock commenter Jandek calls to mind statements [...]

  2. range on July 31st, 2008 at 11:35 am

    I’m sure that a lot of people pose as Jandek, didn’t you know? All the kids wanna be him…

  3. Sheila Ryan on July 31st, 2008 at 11:38 am

    What Range says is true. I remember when children were exhorted to emulate Michael Jordan. “Be like Mike” was the slogan of the day. Today we urge them, “Be like Jandek.”

  4. jandek on July 31st, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    There is only one jandek that posts here, and it is me.

    I am not the real jandek, but it was fun to pretend. Sometimes I would answer as I imagine Jandek might have, and sometimes as myself.

  5. Deron Bauman on July 31st, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    we like you.

    jesus likes you.

  6. jandek on July 31st, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    I do love that the spirit of inquiry lasted this long, I thought it was quite obvious I could not be the real Jandek.

  7. jandek on July 31st, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    Actually, as far as I know, one of you knows who I really am.

  8. Sheila Ryan on July 31st, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    I told those boys.

  9. Deron Bauman on July 31st, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Do any of us really know who any of us really are?

    I’m pretty deep.

  10. Sheila Ryan on July 31st, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    I’m pretty slippery.

  11. jandek on July 31st, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    Much like Jesus, to whom you fervently sought answers, I say: “Who do you say that I am?”

  12. Tracy on July 31st, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    You know what would be funny?

  13. Sheila Ryan on July 31st, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    What would be funny . . . Tracy?

  14. Meet the Flockers: Amanda Mae Meyncke : clusterflock on July 31st, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    [...] am the commenter formerly known as jandek.  One day I believe someone asked “Dear Clusterflock, what is your fulltime job?” and [...]

  15. Michael Grant Smith on July 31st, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    I think I just figured out Jandek’s true identity.

  16. My Best Friend : clusterflock on November 14th, 2008 at 10:32 am

    [...] music that is listened to, since it matters more to me, but I try and be reasonable and not play Jandek for all four hours.  Nothing if not benevolent.   But in the past few days I’ve found a [...]

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