July 6, 2008
G8 Kind of Sucks
Japan, Russia, Britain, Germany, France, Italy, Canada, and the United States—the current G8—bear heavy criticism for possessing 90% of the world’s wealth, consuming 93% of its resources, controlling 85% of its military assets, and producing 97% of its reality-TV programs.
Each of these most powerful nations holds an adequate food supply, although much of it is contaminated, e.g., tomatoes or ground beef, or otherwise toxic, e.g., all fast food. Poorer countries cheerfully subsist on scant rations of rice, maize, sorghum, and cardboard.
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