July 8, 2008


God’s President

Yes, we can vote for George W. Bush in 2008. We have the right to write in the name of our chosen candidate, regardless of whether or not he is officially on the ballot.

We know that George Bush was God’s Candidate in 2000. We know that George Bush was God’s candidate again in 2004. And George Bush has been God’s president for the last 8 years.

Trust in God and vote your faith. Keep America safe. Write-in George W. Bush for President in 2008.

posted by Sean Salmon in general 

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8 Responses to “God’s President”

  1. Amy Mabli on July 8th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Amazing.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on July 8th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    This is even scarier than Mia as a vampire. I kept thinking it had to be a joke, but it’s an actual campaign.

    Wow.

  3. Daryl Scroggins on July 8th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    This is a perfect way to bleed McCain dry. I wish I had thought of this. It’s a kind of head-for-god-and-implode-without-further-harm-to-anybody option. I think I’m going to propose a big dog-pile prayer meeting to take place on election day: “If you have real faith, you will join us instead of going to the polls, and collectively we will screw up our faces like we are trying to shit a brick and cause twice as many votes to come in for God!”

  4. Mike D. on July 8th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Dammit. They have the write-in-GWB bumper stickers in their store, but not this one? That’s a shame.

  5. The World on July 8th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Dear Write-in Morons,

    Please parse this:

    “…artwork contributed by a Patriotic readder of this site.”

    That’s right - no such word as ‘readder‘ exists.

    Please save yourself, and us, further embarrassment by immediately shuttering your site.

    Sincerely,
    The World

  6. tuscadero on July 9th, 2008 at 9:31 am

    I think this is a joke. No really. If you read the blog, the first entry lists the reasons to write in dubya, I think the third one give it away. Also, third term is the charm, that’s good too.

    1. To clearly show that he doesn’t approve of either Obama or McCain.
    2. To trust in God and the US Supreme Court that if Bush gets the popular vote, term limits will be set assunder.
    3. To give Bush one more chance, now that he’s just getting the hang of it.

  7. Mike D. on July 9th, 2008 at 9:34 am

    Dear The World,

    Proper spelling is Man’s law, not God’s. If we spell in faith, He will take care of the rest.

    I’m praying for you.

  8. The World on July 10th, 2008 at 7:22 am

    Dear Mike D.

    Careful - you’re not that far inland and I feel a hurricane coming on.

    Pray for yourself.

    Sincerely,
    The World

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