July 6, 2008


Historic Downtown Greenville (Ohio)

Ooh. Vampires have already established themselves in Historic Downtown Greenville (Ohio), where “shoppers enjoy friendly store-keepers (some five generations old)”. You just know those ancient store-keepers are Un-Dead.

The climactic battle of the War Between the Vampires and the Zombies will be fought in Historic Downtown Greenville (Ohio).

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9 Responses to “Historic Downtown Greenville (Ohio)”

  1. An Alternate Future : clusterflock on July 6th, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    [...] There will be no War Between the Vampires and the Zombies, as predicted in the apocalyptic clusterflock post Historic Downtown Greenville (Ohio). [...]

  2. Kathy Hilen-Smith on July 6th, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    Shee-la… you bad.You be so-o-o bad.

  3. Sheila Ryan on July 6th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    And I seem to be getting worse.

  4. Matthew Birt on July 6th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    As a loyal clusterflock reader and resident of Greenville, I am more than a little perplexed by the recent attention our town is getting.

    And thrilled.

    I shall fight on the side of the Vampires.

  5. Sheila Ryan on July 6th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Fine choice, Matthew! Vampires lust after carpaccio and tartare and suchlike. Zombies lurch toward loose-meat sandwiches.

  6. Michael Grant Smith on July 6th, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    Zombies lurch toward loose-meat sandwiches.

    And Stroh’s beer. Zombies love that crisp, clean, fire-brewed taste.

    Although vampires like longnecks of any description.

    Ah-HEHN!

  7. Cooper Renner on July 7th, 2008 at 10:49 am

    Will Rod Argent and Chris White be providing the music?

  8. Sheila Ryan on July 7th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    You are so subtle, Marlowe.

  9. It all fits together. : clusterflock on July 8th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    [...] Greenville. [...]

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