July 14, 2008


“Men on a Mission”


The fellow who created this calendar of Mormon missionaries has been ex-communicated for presenting an unbefitting image of the church. (thanks, e)

posted by Andrew Simone in news, odd, religion 

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8 Responses to ““Men on a Mission””

  1. Rick Neece on July 14th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    Mind if I speak in tongues?

  2. Cindy Scroggins on July 14th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Oh, Rick, you nasty boy!

  3. Sheila Ryan on July 14th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    So long as you don’t shout “Gadonga!”, which is what the man in front of me hollered the one time I heard someone in the throes of glossalia.

    Oh. That kind of speaking in tongues. That’s always okay.

  4. Rick Neece on July 14th, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    Cindy. Whatever do you mean?

    Sheila, mind if I yuyulate?

  5. Sheila Ryan on July 14th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    So long as you don’t simultaneously gargle, Rick. Or make really scary sounds like the ones DeNiro emits at the end of Scorsese’s 1991 remake of Cape Fear.

    (Incidentally, I think that this may have been one of the last performances that DeNiro didn’t simply mail in.)

  6. Kris on July 14th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Is this the part where I say in a campy voice “Oh, he can polish my Tabernacle any time that he likes”?

  7. Sheila Ryan on July 14th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    Kris, you best steer clear of Utah, son.

    Naw. I’ve enjoyed myself on various trips to Utah. But: way back in the wayback days, I drove through Utah with a couple of friends, and we just fit the Hippie-Dope Fiend-Queer profile perfectamente. Stopped at a gas station/diner and gassed up the car. The male member (so to speak) of our trio asked where he might find the Facilities. Reply: “Our bathroom just closed.”

    O-kay. Time to scoot on to another state.

  8. the nag on July 16th, 2008 at 9:55 am

    I don’t see what the problem is - as long as they keep their sacred undergarments on.

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