July 5, 2008
Ninjas
People, alas, are dumb:
Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.
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That is so silly. Whenever we think we see a ninja running through the woods out back of the house, we know that it’s just someone from the Blackwater North training camp over in Mount Carroll.
New Jersey? This Welsh gentleman chose a hell of a place to summer.
this reminds me of ghost story night at a summer camp I worked at when a counselor I knew almost got a lead pipe in the face after he walked out of the bathroom and startled another counselor on the look-out for homicidal monks.