July 1, 2008


Watermelons and Sex

The next time you want to make sexy time with your woman, consider watermelon instead of Viagra or Cialis:

A cold slice of watermelon has long been a Fourth of July holiday staple. But according to recent studies, the juicy fruit may be better suited for Valentine’s Day. That’s because scientists say watermelon has ingredients that deliver Viagra-like effects to the body’s blood vessels and may even increase libido.

Hot. Imagine the games you can play with the seeds.

posted by Jeff Ventura in nutrition, science, sex 

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13 Responses to “Watermelons and Sex”

  1. Deron Bauman on July 1st, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    I’m sure Daryl or Cindy would get to this if I don’t, but this makes me think of Harrogate in Suttree.

  2. Kári on July 2nd, 2008 at 1:29 am

    Gotta love it. Check out Dr. Patil “studying” his watermelon, the word “enlarge” directly above his head (all you need is a thought bubble).

  3. Cindy Scroggins on July 2nd, 2008 at 8:32 am

    Yes, Deron, I thought of Gene immediately.

    Waspers.

  4. Daryl Scroggins on July 2nd, 2008 at 8:33 am

    Deron–I’m sure this is why Gene screwed so many of them out in that field, aside from the good sense to not get a wasp on his pecker.

  5. Daryl Scroggins on July 2nd, 2008 at 8:34 am

    Okay–just let me know what I’m going to say next. It’s not my fault she can type so much faster than I can.

  6. Cindy Scroggins on July 2nd, 2008 at 8:35 am

    I can do everything faster than you can, Big Boy.

  7. Daryl Scroggins on July 2nd, 2008 at 8:39 am

    What am I doing right now?

  8. Cindy Scroggins on July 2nd, 2008 at 8:45 am

    Fuck you!

  9. Daryl Scroggins on July 2nd, 2008 at 8:50 am

    I’m havin’ some watermelon right now.

  10. Cindy Scroggins on July 2nd, 2008 at 8:52 am

    Good luck with that.

  11. Daryl Scroggins on July 2nd, 2008 at 8:53 am

    Don’t wanna get stung.

  12. Jeff Ventura on July 2nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Boners!

    That is all.

  13. Sheila Ryan on July 2nd, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    I brought my girl an apple/She let me hold her hand/
    I brought my girl an orange/We kissed beneath the band/
    I brought my girl bananas/She let me squeeze her tight/
    I’m gonna bring a watermelon/To my girl to-night.

    (”I’m Gonna Bring a Watermelon to My Girl To-night”. Con Conrad. 1924. Recorded in 1966 by the Bonzo Dog Band.)

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